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Alphabet has a clitoris.
And a really bad drug problem. I strongly encourage this individual to seek intensive drug rehabilitation. It would make me almost not-quite sad for almost a tenth of a second if we were to read an article
"Flamboyant Fruit of RapBattles.com, nicknamed "Alphabet", found dead with heroin needles in his arms and anus"
Your self-destructive ways must cease. I know I have made the analogy of a snake swallowing it's own tail, but in your case the snake put on human teeth dentures and is chomping away at it's own tail and devouring itself ravenously. See, your meth may be fun when you use it, but look at what it's done to you.
You weigh so little now that you could fit into a suitcase and the woman who owns the suitcase wouldn't tell if not for the fact that you reek of urine, failures, and dead hopes. Every time you shoot up, another one of your ambitions becomes an orphan. Every time you drop to your knees to perform a certain service for a rock of crack, one of your dreams drops to it's knees with a knife to the back. And every time you're on the communal mattress in your tenement taking a cock to the ass.... well, that's just disgusting you dick dracula.
So here is me, The Ultimate Hero, The Great Father, asking you to please put down the glass dick (and the real one you're also holding that isn't yours) and stand up. Stand up, walk away from your self-degrading life, march right into a drug rehab clinic and demand that you get the best treatment available for your overwhelming addiction. I mean, you made a thread looking for the best phones to steal to fuel your addiction... haven't you hit your low point yet? I know in my recent battle I told Cai that he likes to set the bar low, but you're on all fours trying to snort blow off of that bar.
Get some professional help, and get it now. I mean right now.
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The snake eating its own tail thing...
If a person ate them selves , would they get twice as big, or disappear completely?
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Spartacus
The snake eating its own tail thing...
If a person ate them selves , would they get twice as big, or disappear completely?
One could only eat a certain amount of oneself and still live. The body parts would be digested and discarded as normal. However, as the limbs would be removed there would be a notable lack of activity as well as the fact that less blood and nutrients will be needed for complete body function there is no longer a complete body.
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now ur trying to hard.
alphabet is what we call zombies out here.
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Dia
now ur trying to hard.
The dude has a legit addiction. This wasn't a humor piece, it was me trying to save someone from Janis Joplining.
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Naw. Dude is just mad corny. He doesn't fit in with us, so he calls us gay and says were lame. (Us is me and you,TGF. Dia will never be included.)
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@Alphabet
, defend your drug-ravaged clitoris here. Rationalize your addictions.
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if a bear shits in the woods, and no one is around to dubstep in it, do toasters still exist?
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Toobs
if a bear shits in the woods, and no one is around to dubstep in it, do toasters still exist?
Depends, what time of day is it?
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None on this site care about Alphabet, which amuses me. It amuses me quite a lot. I say this because nobody's trying to help that Jesse DoinksMen into rehab.
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Letterman
Depends, what time of day is it?
Noon?!
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What gives you the perception that the dude does meth?
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He did? I'd like to see the quote, actually.
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I don't care enough to go look for it.
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the alphabet is the arrangement in which we place our letters and does not have a clitoris.
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@Alphabet
the RB user does in fact have a clitoris. And a mega drug problem.
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oh well i hope he feels better soon.
poor guy.
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The Great Father
I don't care enough to go look for it.
Yet you care enough to make this thread.
Legit.
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Boba fatt
Yet you care enough to make this thread.
Legit.
You are upset that there is no thread about your clitoris?
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I would rub it in small counterclockwise circles and put my tounge in his ear.
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Enough reason for him to have a whale clitoris.
http://rapbattles.com/forum/showthre...us-vs-Alphabet
Bastard no-showed..
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He was probably doing something that's more important then this thread...and it wouldn't matter matter since he would probably have murked you badly...
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Zoshi
He was probably doing something that's more important then this thread...and it wouldn't matter matter since he would probably have murked you badly...
I've read his work. Its not up to standard, then again, this site and rap verse both fell off as far as standards.
Just cos you know him like you know your own alphabet, doesn't mean I'm a 'herb' and he would burn, son, merk me.
All of that doesn't mean shit.
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Zoshi -
"If I step up you'll take 3 backwards
Your on a diet of tap water and cheese crackers"
http://rapbattles.com/forum/showthre...OPEN-FOR-VOTES
See what I mean. No standards. Tsk tsk. Let me guess, you would 'murk' me so badly, right? Lol, get the fuck outta here.
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Eh, I don't think its a matter of lowered standards, I think the standards are too high. No one seems to know if were a short or long bar site, the ONLY punches voters like are name flips and battles take a month to get closed.
But as far as low standard, I actually disagree.
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Well fine, maybe not necessarily standard. That could be the wrong word. More like, idk, the site is incredibly slow now so theres less to see. Maybe the standard is definitely higher because theres less real lyricists here. More like 10 solid people, and everyone else are stragglers just posting butchered lil wayne lyrics. Idk, its just not the same.
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Mellifluous
Well fine, maybe not necessarily standard. That could be the wrong word. More like, idk, the site is incredibly slow now so theres less to see. Maybe the standard is definitely higher because theres less real lyricists here. More like 10 solid people, and everyone else are stragglers just posting butchered lil wayne lyrics. Idk, its just not the same.
YOU KNOW WE TEND TO LET OUR BARS SPEAK HERE AND NOT OUR MOUTHS
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Mellifluous
Well fine, maybe not necessarily standard. That could be the wrong word. More like, idk, the site is incredibly slow now so theres less to see. Maybe the standard is definitely higher because theres less real lyricists here. More like 10 solid people, and everyone else are stragglers just posting butchered lil wayne lyrics. Idk, its just not the same.
You know your last verse was wack right? Just saying...
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Letterman
You know your last verse was wack right? Just saying...
u will not speak to him that way!!!!!! your not up to his standards
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@Maliwhateverthefuckyournameis BRO you needa go spread open your ass on a ant hill
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Zoshi
@Maliwhateverthefuckyournameis BRO you needa go spread open your ass on a ant hill
its malificent
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Letterman
You know your last verse was wack right? Just saying...
Yep. Sooo wack. Wackness to the Max. I've read yours. Not impressed. I'd let Jimmy Falon take my spot too if I posted shit like that.
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God of War
YOU KNOW WE TEND TO LET OUR BARS SPEAK HERE AND NOT OUR MOUTHS
Yeah. That's why theres a lyricist lounge...chats...other forums of the voicing opinions variety.
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Mellifluous
Yep. Sooo wack. Wackness to the Max. I've read yours. Not impressed. I'd let Jimmy Falon take my spot too if I posted shit like that.
Yeah. That's why theres a lyricist lounge...chats...other forums of the voicing opinions variety.
when you talk abotu verses theres no need to let ur bars speak, plus with ur bars theres no need for u to say shit on anyone else ever
get ur bars up then talk
dont be cocky for no reason
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Lmao @ milfelopolis
U suck faggot
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Get my bars up? Lmao!! You're insane. There's almost never ever ever ever any time where someone isn't told to elevate or get up! Pssh. Get the fuck outta here with that nonsense. Im not claiming to be the best, lol, but there's a difference between listening to Eminem and Lil Boosie.
And Sik. Just stop. Actually! Go elevate your game bro, step up, get your bars up
I think that's the proper response.
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Mellifluous
Get my bars up? Lmao!! You're insane. There's almost never ever ever ever any time where someone isn't told to elevate or get up! Pssh. Get the fuck outta here with that nonsense. Im not claiming to be the best, lol, but there's a difference between listening to Eminem and Lil Boosie.
And Sik. Just stop. Actually! Go elevate your game bro, step up, get your bars up
I think that's the proper response.
Ok let me make this more clear, your bars are not very good so ur opinion on good bars is not really cared for as you do not know what a good bar is because if you did you would write them there for you need to up your bars before you talk shit.
right now your like the little scrawny dude who never learend how to fight in his life talking shit to boxers
get ur bars up become a boxer then talk shit
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Lmao! You know how that will take on a site as slow as this? Almost everyone here knows it takes like a month to close a battle. Go gain experience? Pssh!
You know what, I could of copied and pasted the greatest verse this site has ever seen and would still be receiving the same treatment because I have an alias and such and such. Best bars posted. Go elevate! Lmao! Pssh. Don't matter if I'm 130-1 or 0-0. Would still get the same response.
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Mellifluous
Mic S..
:facepalm:
He's brand new to the game, aiming at Mel tryna to shoot for the fame
Zombie needin' some brains, labeled himself 'Mic' so he could stage his name
You aint a star, just a space case learning to salivate a bar-or-two
I'll shit-on-you, show you what happens when you try to stomach-the-Flu
Thumbs up? Pssh boo:th_down:, my punches running' this competition,
Line after line in repetition, no respect? Better start a Rep-petition,
Grasp the concept, the bible, something! You need advice through your head,
I'm a thoroughbred, shepherd ya life and show you how to butter your bread,
Strength is superhuman, ideas and thoughts brighter than lumens,
This shits a science, you never understood the gravity of the situation like Newton..
LMFAO^^^^
Before you tell cats to up their bars you gotta dig your outta the dirt faggot