Where is Toobs

[EyeDealIstic]

Well, by the time you read this it will have been even longer.

[Ryan]

Bro.
Opie is a woman now. And no. I'm not joking. He fully transitioned. I went to jail in 2018 and his name was Brian. I came home in 2019 and his name was Bree.

And then I had violent buttsex with it.

Nah kidding on the last part. Tranny part? All fact.

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Huh? Found out a lot about what?

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Man fuck you Ryan.
Ol delete me on FB for your professional reputation ass. I hope you wound up a meter maid in the Wisconsin police force

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Especially people's moms.

First off, fuck yo bitch and the clique you claim.
Second of all, nah. I decided not to become a cop. I run a body shop now instead. Same pay, good benefits, don't have to worry about getting shot at (most likely), and still get to deal with assholes every day. Win/win win.

Also lmao bro please tell me the bit about Opie is for real.

[Witty]

This shit right here is kinda wild. I haven't logged on thos joint for a loooooong ass time. And the third thread is asking where I'm at? That's some can't be a coincidence type shit.
Who are u tho? And why you worried bout me, fuck outta my bushes son.

Fucking love you.

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First off, fuck yo bitch and the clique you claim.
Second of all, nah. I decided not to become a cop. I run a body shop now instead. Same pay, good benefits, don't have to worry about getting shot at (most likely), and still get to deal with assholes every day. Win/win win.

Also lmao bro please tell me the bit about Opie is for real.

Fucking love you too.

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i wonder how many of the first gen RB'ers are dead?

Toobs is prolly 3rd or maybe 4th gen.

Vanja
Hosea
Kris
Opie
etc.

I'm '05, probably end of 1st gen beginning of 2nd?

I don't fucking know but I was 15 and I remember wanting to be as funny and interesting as all you guys.

I am proud to say I achieved those ambitions and all I had to sacrifice was my emotional intelligence and mental stability.

[John Noir]

Fucking love you.

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Fucking love you too.

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I'm '05, probably end of 1st gen beginning of 2nd?

I don't fucking know but I was 15 and I remember wanting to be as funny and interesting as all you guys.

I am proud to say I achieved those ambitions and all I had to sacrifice was my emotional intelligence and mental stability.

Out of 18,000 posts I haven’t laughed yet

[EyeDealIstic]

So all he has to do is make you giggle a bit and you'll let him beat that up?
@Witty , the floor is yours.

[RXL]

Fucking love you.

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Fucking love you too.

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I'm '05, probably end of 1st gen beginning of 2nd?

I don't fucking know but I was 15 and I remember wanting to be as funny and interesting as all you guys.

I am proud to say I achieved those ambitions and all I had to sacrifice was my emotional intelligence and mental stability.

Man, we were/are all highly autistic, “mingling” on a website not really being aware that a lot of the shit we said to each other would probably get us put on a list now.

We weren’t funny we were all just fucking retarded. If you laughed…you were on the outside and normal, like a human looking at the chimps in the zoo. meanwhile those on the inside would see What a normal person would call “a really funny post” and laugh or chortle or push air out their nose, while one of us would see it, NOT laugh but think “I can make this funnier”. It’s like playing ping pong against the wall with a wiffle ball bat. Lots of funny noises and moving but nothings actually happening.

[Witty]

Out of 18,000 posts I haven’t laughed yet

I've struggled with depression too my friend.

You're not alone.

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Man, we were/are all highly autistic, “mingling” on a website not really being aware that a lot of the shit we said to each other would probably get us put on a list now.

We weren’t funny we were all just fucking retarded. If you laughed…you were on the outside and normal, like a human looking at the chimps in the zoo. meanwhile those on the inside would see What a normal person would call “a really funny post” and laugh or chortle or push air out their nose, while one of us would see it, NOT laugh but think “I can make this funnier”. It’s like playing ping pong against the wall with a wiffle ball bat. Lots of funny noises and moving but nothings actually happening.

I agree that the vast majority of people here were and are autistic, and I probably laughed a lot of retarded shit because I was a kid and also an idiot, but there have been some genuinely funny people here over the years.

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So all he has to do is make you giggle a bit and you'll let him beat that up?
@Witty , the floor is yours.

I'm assuming we live quite far apart. I don't think it would be responsible as an adult, and a father, for me to pay for a flight to beat the fuck out of him.

If anyone is willing to get me a return flight and a hotel, we can talk about it.

[YG]

Man, we were/are all highly autistic, “mingling” on a website not really being aware that a lot of the shit we said to each other would probably get us put on a list now.

We weren’t funny we were all just fucking retarded. If you laughed…you were on the outside and normal, like a human looking at the chimps in the zoo. meanwhile those on the inside would see What a normal person would call “a really funny post” and laugh or chortle or push air out their nose, while one of us would see it, NOT laugh but think “I can make this funnier”. It’s like playing ping pong against the wall with a wiffle ball bat. Lots of funny noises and moving but nothings actually happening.

You went by Audio Emcee back in the day right?

[EyeDealIstic]

I've struggled with depression too my friend.

You're not alone.

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I agree that the vast majority of people here were and are autistic, and I probably laughed a lot of retarded shit because I was a kid and also an idiot, but there have been some genuinely funny people here over the years.

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I'm assuming we live quite far apart. I don't think it would be responsible as an adult, and a father, for me to pay for a flight to beat the fuck out of him.

If anyone is willing to get me a return flight and a hotel, we can talk about it.

Not quite so much "fight" as in you somewhat forcefully (albeit welcome on his rear end) depositing the fluid that made you a father into his fannie.

You see, that is what that troubled young fellow truly craves and that it seems all you require is assistance with travel and board will likely greatly excite him.

[RXL]

You went by Audio Emcee back in the day right?

Nope. Always been RXL

[YG]

I gotcha, must be getting you mixed up with somebody else

[NoNun2]

I’m trying to snap back into myself… some leagues and social interaction would help. I’m ready to attempt being normal again

[YG]

Is anyone ever really “normal”

[Witty]

Not quite so much "fight" as in you somewhat forcefully (albeit welcome on his rear end) depositing the fluid that made you a father into his fannie.

You see, that is what that troubled young fellow truly craves and that it seems all you require is assistance with travel and board will likely greatly excite him.

As I said, if someone pays for my flights and my hotel, we can talk.

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I’m trying to snap back into myself… some leagues and social interaction would help. I’m ready to attempt being normal again

I promise you that participating in a text battle league will not help you in your battle against depression and low self esteem. As a matter of fact it will make you significantly worse.

Talking to people here does not count as social interaction. I wish you the best and I hope you find happiness and contentment but please believe me when I say you will never find it here.

[EyeDealIstic]

As I said, if someone pays for my flights and my hotel, we can talk.

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I promise you that participating in a text battle league will not help you in your battle against depression and low self esteem. As a matter of fact it will make you significantly worse.

Talking to people here does not count as social interaction. I wish you the best and I hope you find happiness and contentment but please believe me when I say you will never find it here.

I forgot what the topic of conversation was and at the moment I don't care to scroll back to recap. I'm going to assume it was something about you & some fellow engaging in carnal acts.

Either way, you'd be better off with that than expecting anything from that second part of the quote.