Witty is gay. 25 lines 3 rounds. Witty likes to play with his balls in the shower.
Fact Machine
Witty
Witty is gay. 25 lines 3 rounds. Witty likes to play with his balls in the shower.
I do.
I do like to do that.
Also, I'm giving you a ten line battle. Text battling is for teh gayz.
I already exposed this faggot's flaws
he already had his loss, I already cashed his cost
I already dragged this piece of trash across
the street, threw em' in the bin and dispatched it off
I'm gunna use your jugular as a straw
you fat fuck, I saw you walk by and I could have swore you had a bra
When I eat your brain I'll have it raw
smash his jaw with a fist full of broken glass wrapped in gauze
then impale you with a dragon's claw
that I sawed from it's massive paw
Yo yo yo..mic check, 1, 2
UGH
THIS GUY DRINKS WHISKEY WITH A BEER CHASER
A MISCREANT, GETTING FRISKY WITH A QUEER WAITER
AS HE WHISPERS IN HIS EAR, "I'MA STICK IT IN YOUR REAR LATER"
BITCH YOU BETTER FEAR VADER, THE TEAR MAKER, YOUR HATING IS MAKING MY DAY, IT HAS ME LEANED
YOURE THE FACTS MACHINE, BUT CAN'T FACE THE FACT THAT YOU'RE BLATANTLY GAY
FAGGOT PLEASE
i thought that said fart machine when i first seen that name.
You have a sick mind.
Yo do this shit right or don’t at all... y’all got 48hrs to fix this shit up or I’m deleting it
fuckin idiots
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