moms be buggin...

[Nohwei]

what up though?

[ILLunatic]

Welcome to RapBattles, check out the Leagues, Frontlines, and enjoy yourself.

[Witty]

Mothers do indeed be bugging.

That much is true.

[The Great Father]

Both of my mothers are guys in a civil union. They let me buy dresses but never let me go to school

Such are the tribulations that forged your character. But don't harass the new guy about it.

[Witty]

Such are the tribulations that forged your character. But don't harass the new guy about it.

I would be happy for both of my mothers to be males as, unlike you, I am not hugely insecure, you are confused about your sexuality which is why you feel the need to label others as homosexual/having a homosexual influence in their life.

I am sorry you were abused as a child.

[Attack of the Muff]

"Hi guys my name is Nohwei. like no way but Chinese. Wei. When I regged this name I was deeply concerned that people would think my name was pronounced No wee. As in .. I don't have a penis. But I trust this sites intelligence. Look at my location and avatar. I live in Los Santos. I obviously play a lot of Gta. Swear I never cheated but my Bugatti magically vanished overnight. What the fuck. I like Samuel L Jackson. Jerri Curl. Just let your Soul Glow. Just let it shine. Sexual Chocolate. Hi guys my names No wei. You dope? No wei. I regged with that gimmick in mind. Its like my name and user title correlate. So you know im cool. I was thinking about regging as "I have" and making my user title "A big penis" but that simply would be false and not NEARLY as cool..so I chose this route. Pleased with the results. What up tho? Here to battle. Here to discuss why Pulp Fiction is the best movie of all time. I love Quentin Tarantino. I don't understand why he makes a cameo in everyone of his movies though. Like in Django. Wtf was that. At least in Reservoir Dogs he was one of the Mr. Crayon Colors but in Django he didn't fucking make an appearance until the end or summat...and he was a fucking Americanized gulag mine foreman or someshit. Iono. My names No Wei. Rhymes with So gay. Subliminal msging. Mothers be bugging my room to catch me masterbating to the Land before time. I want to Hornfuck Sera. My dick looks like Little Foots Neck. Hi guys. Moms be bugging me telling me to go outside. But I have that same sickness those kids from "The Others" have. The sunlight hurts me. She doesn't care. Tells me to go outside anyway. So I strap on a welders helmet and go outside like she says. The other kids at the playground make fun of me and my helmet but I charge right at them like Big Bull from Punch Out. If you hit me in the stomach on the way in its a instant k.o. My only weakness. I like punch out. The coach from Punch out reminds me of the dad guy from BeBes Kids..you know..the one that says Test Tube Babies? yeah. that guy. I lost to Glass Joe like 20x. Soda Pop Papinski. What a cool fucking name. Uhh where was I. Names No wei. Hi guys. Here to battle and stuff nice to meet u.""


Welcome to RB

[Emily]

Nohwei, welcome to RB : )

[Endeva.]

welcome...

[Nohwei]

"Hi guys my name is Nohwei. like no way but Chinese. Wei. When I regged this name I was deeply concerned that people would think my name was pronounced No wee. As in .. I don't have a penis. But I trust this sites intelligence. Look at my location and avatar. I live in Los Santos. I obviously play a lot of Gta. Swear I never cheated but my Bugatti magically vanished overnight. What the fuck. I like Samuel L Jackson. Jerri Curl. Just let your Soul Glow. Just let it shine. Sexual Chocolate. Hi guys my names No wei. You dope? No wei. I regged with that gimmick in mind. Its like my name and user title correlate. So you know im cool. I was thinking about regging as "I have" and making my user title "A big penis" but that simply would be false and not NEARLY as cool..so I chose this route. Pleased with the results. What up tho? Here to battle. Here to discuss why Pulp Fiction is the best movie of all time. I love Quentin Tarantino. I don't understand why he makes a cameo in everyone of his movies though. Like in Django. Wtf was that. At least in Reservoir Dogs he was one of the Mr. Crayon Colors but in Django he didn't fucking make an appearance until the end or summat...and he was a fucking Americanized gulag mine foreman or someshit. Iono. My names No Wei. Rhymes with So gay. Subliminal msging. Mothers be bugging my room to catch me masterbating to the Land before time. I want to Hornfuck Sera. My dick looks like Little Foots Neck. Hi guys. Moms be bugging me telling me to go outside. But I have that same sickness those kids from "The Others" have. The sunlight hurts me. She doesn't care. Tells me to go outside anyway. So I strap on a welders helmet and go outside like she says. The other kids at the playground make fun of me and my helmet but I charge right at them like Big Bull from Punch Out. If you hit me in the stomach on the way in its a instant k.o. My only weakness. I like punch out. The coach from Punch out reminds me of the dad guy from BeBes Kids..you know..the one that says Test Tube Babies? yeah. that guy. I lost to Glass Joe like 20x. Soda Pop Papinski. What a cool fucking name. Uhh where was I. Names No wei. Hi guys. Here to battle and stuff nice to meet u.""


Welcome to RB

[Jukon]

welcome. fuck ya moms

[Usurp]

ayo stay up and keep the swag strong

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ayo stay up and keep the swag strong.