Word
My dick
there ain't no way you could call that a weapon
i'd cut it off shove it down your throat and ud still keep on steppin
a gallon of milk
you'd grab his dick to cut it off? homo...
gallon of milk? thats a no go
risk is barely moderate
unless u lactose intolerant
chinese checkers
plastic bag
Supersoaker
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle.
Then I realised God doesn’t work that way, so I stole
one and prayed for forgiveness.
- Emo Philips
power hose
Pick Axe
garden hose
Golf Club
set your head atop the tee take my stance and take a swing continuously take the the club to your dome until there's a big hole in the back of your skull that starts to bleed
jumbo sharpie
Needle
sledgehammer
Can of Mase lol
wtf?^
can opener...