1-2 Punch League E-zine: Kobe ed.
ROUND 10 By KnowP & KSpree
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INTRO
Ayo, paying homage to greatness. Whether you a fan or pure Kobe hater, you gotta give props to where props is deserved. My mans been hated on for destroying cats in the arena on a yearly bases and still went on on top. We all want that life. Go out with no regrets. Speaking of regrets and not living it up to your full potential, lets get into some of these lame as bars we encountered in Round 9.
RD 9 Reviews
CHAMP MATCH: Letterman vs Toil
Shout out to the new champ of the league which is more than likely you know who from you know what. Either he swagger jackin his style, or he’s too ashamed to use his real alias. Either way, congrats on taking the belt from letterman. Voters wasn’t feelin the Drake type bar Letterman came up with to the point they voted for Toil’s played name flip. Shocked the hell out of me tbh.
CONTENDERS MATCH: KnowP vs Bomb Bar’d
Hope you get slaughtered in the champ match like the Cam Newton in the super bowl. Like <!-- BEGIN TEMPLATE: dbtech_usertag_mention -->
@<a href="http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/member.php?u=88280" target="_blank">Barcotic</a>
<!-- END TEMPLATE: dbtech_usertag_mention --> said, “these voters are on something.” I cant believe I lost 4-5 but it is what it is. Im bitter. Shoot yourselves. But good shyt tho my dude. You’re definitely stepping your game up pretty quickly.
Unfuk vs Enbombz
Felt voters slept pretty hard on the Django flip which was pretty flames if you ask me. Not taking about from Enbomz bar which was legit and pretty slick, but wasn’t the punch of the battle to me. Despite what I think, voters felt he deserved the win here. Unfuk fuk’d over over again lol sorry bro!
Illunatic vs Johnny Blaze
I don’t even know who this nigga Lenox is that cats is talking about but Drake metaphors aint cutting it. But <!-- BEGIN TEMPLATE: dbtech_usertag_mention -->
@<a href="http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/member.php?u=262651" target="_blank">Toil</a>
<!-- END TEMPLATE: dbtech_usertag_mention --> was feelin it for some reason. Not to say ill’s hanger, coat bar was fire or anything but it was way better than the drake flip. Either way, landslide on I’lls part. Bars over bars!!!
Nahlidge vs Alpha
I mean… uhhhh… wasn’t a fan of the prince/romeo bar. Had the potential to do damage but the execution was key if it was going to be affective and I think he dove into a pool that had 8 ounces of water. Alphas punch was aight, but how old is an xbox flip? And this one was ass imo. Im wit unfuk and vote tie. Lmao. But nahlidge got this cause his concept was fresher than an xbox… I think
Joe boston vs joog’n
The first DRAW in 1-2 history lmao. I’ve never seen a battle end in a tie. Joe came up with a fatty boy bar talking about dinner n shit and old country ass joog talking about swamps n bogs. Yall niggas kill me with ya personal personals. Get a fukkin hobby already lmao
Phonetic vs Fresh
Fresh was locked up for prostitution for a few days again. Yo, that kiddy porn don’t buy itself nawmean!!! This would have been the battle of the year tho. Champ match without the title involved…. Or skill. Ahhh probably woulda been a cat fight. Two midgets dancing under the table type gay shyt. Vote Fresh.
Kenny vs Orc
I swear these NC niggas always come through hypin us up to think they gon stick around and drop some flames in the league and cold flake like a cereal bowl on us. Hate that shyt with a passion. Ol two face niggas, ol diet coke obese ass niggas, ol parking in the handicap stall ass niggas, ol piss sittin down ass niggas, ol bar borrowing ass niggas. I fuks with them tho.
Predictions
Champ match
Toil vs Bomb Bar'd
The two new guys in the champ match. Should be good. Bomb Bar'd known for his no shows been dropping some good stuff... Huge win over knowP last round in a close one. Toil I've never heard of but seen some of the older cats talkin him up. Been dropping some dope shit. Last week some say he got lucky in his win over Letterman but I thought both bars were dumpster juice tbh. This could go either way but I got Toil with the vet experience taking this
Winner
Toil 70/30
Contenders match
Illunatic Vs Enbombz
Another good matchup. Illunatic filling in last week had a savage personal over JBlaze wants into the contenders spot. He's hit or miss, if he has time to focus and bring heat he take this.. Bombz a clever wise ass ma'fucka had a big win over Unfukwitable who I consider one of the top battlers tbh. He drops some witty shit but voters went Enbombz. I got Envombz taking this
Winner
Enbombz 60/40
Joe Boston Vs Alphadog
Joe Boston been slowly getting his wording better. He been dropping verses early in battles and has that confidence factor which is key. Alpha's got dope concepts but tends to execute them in poorly fashion. He's hit or miss but when he hits it's dope. BUT.. I got Joe taking this
Winner Joe Boston 80-20
Sour Cig Vs Fastforwords
Fast a new kid on the block... Haven't seen much. He's battling the wordplay weirdo who I predict takes this easy
Winner
Sour cig 100/0
Unfukwitable Vs JonnyBlaze
RB's menace JBlaze got a tough matchup. The kids hungry and he dropped a decent bar last week against His best friend Illunatic. He can bring dope concepts or he brings played garbage. His wording is nice tho. Unfukwitable is prob the scariest out there tbh. He has losing drops but that don't mean they wack. I think Fuk takes this
Winner
Unfukwitable 80/20
KnowP Vs Nahlidge
Honestly think this will be close. Nahlidge been gettin back into the groove of things. He drops some clever shit but has Jd a few weeks with some played shit. KnowP coming off a close lose is hungry(DUH) for that champ match. I got knowP taking this
Winner
KnowP 80/20
WTF?????
WTF @ Durant calling Kobe an asshole in the farewell commercial
WTF @ Kevin Gates calling Kobe a Rat cause he’s a garbage artist
WTF @ Kobe already being on the cover of 2k17 already
WTF @ Utah losing a playoff spot cause they didn’t wanna guard Kobe old ass
WTF @ 2 Chains admitting to selling dope to his real family to come up
WTF @ that cop in Tennessee who got jumped in the projects and ran away
WTF @ kids saying Steph Curry is the greatest player who ever played in the league
WTF @ these Marvel movies confusing the shit out of my childhood memories
WTF @ Black China seriously about to get married to Rob’s ugly ass
WTF @ DMX druggy ass being scared shitless using the Face Swap app
DIME TIME
and for <!-- BEGIN TEMPLATE: dbtech_usertag_mention -->
@<a href="http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/member.php?u=29748" target="_blank">ILLunatic</a>
<!-- END TEMPLATE: dbtech_usertag_mention --> …..Magic Johnson son
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OUTRO
Its all been said and done. Hope yall liked this little production. Shout to <!-- BEGIN TEMPLATE: dbtech_usertag_mention -->
@<a href="http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/member.php?u=29748" target="_blank">ILLunatic</a>
<!-- END TEMPLATE: dbtech_usertag_mention --> for entrusting me yet again to help out and my guy <!-- BEGIN TEMPLATE: dbtech_usertag_mention -->
@<a href="http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/member.php?u=260566" target="_blank">Killing Spree</a>
<!-- END TEMPLATE: dbtech_usertag_mention --> for the help. Enough of all that emotional ish. Drop them bars!!! Kobe, You are GOAT!!! Much love fam and thank you!!!!
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