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    Re: Rhyme Cypher

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    Next Rhyme: Cleaning brush
    Yo girl said she was down for the team on the bus
    We had that bitch pulling her hair out like cleaning a brush
    Yeah she a secretive slut & she's keeping it hush
    Bag we got some shit we need to discuss
    You need to sign into a league in a rush
    Or Im beating ya up, knees to ya gut
    Leave you bleeding & cut & other devious stuff

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    Re: Rhyme Cypher

    I used to do a lotta blow, a lotta lotta lotta blow,
    Take benzos, fall asleep in the bath, extra soggy toes,
    I said it gotta go, gotta gotta gotta go,
    It have ya mind in conflicting states like Geronimo,
    Get boxed n sliced into sections, I order Domino's,
    Roll a monster cone to cut u out like parabolic zones,
    The league's a commitment & I can't be having none of those,
    I just maintain a canary for this job I chose,
    So I aid-dis shit, eye on me, like Madonna's coat,
    Before we strip this rock til nothing grows like only Redonda knows

    Next Rhyme: Grape street crip
    Last edited by Bag Mandela; January 7th, 2022 at 10:28 PM

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    Women love it when I make sweet quips,
    I’ll treat a queen like a page-three bitch,
    I’ll treat a Lady Frith like a Tracy Smith,
    I’ll bitchslap Chris Pratt, make Peach strip.
    You blew Prince, ain’t a Jay Z disc.
    I fucked a black widow, got an eight-feet dick.
    My business meeting minutes read like A-Team scripts.
    At first I caught a lil body, like a baby’s crypt,
    Then made the bodies bigger, like pastries, chips and tasty dips.
    Get a lump in my throat watching snakes eat chicks.
    Whatever floats your boat; I might sink a couple navy ships,
    Might block you if I’m Ever Given main stream shit.
    Sorry if I’m salty, but I woke up on a saline drip.
    Damn, whatever makes me trip like my cape seam slipped.
    Fuck guns, I got blades equipped,
    Forget Grape Street crips, I run with some crazy brits;
    Motherfucker, don’t make me miffed.
    A lazy prick. I’d offer to babysit, then I’d sit on your baby in a display of wit.

    Next rhyme: bacteria

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    Re: Rhyme Cypher

    I don't remember feeling worse than losing Zamnesia,
    Cuz the one thing I love when I'm lucid's amnesia,
    I bang the Smith like I shagged Delia,
    All these bitches be catching Bagphelia,
    My iPhone charged me a tenner to make buying apps easier,
    I said "That's a rip off Siri", she replied "that's Celia",
    I wrote the book on bangin skets n called it Slagpedia,
    Stained cover with a note "don't touch, a slag pee'd here",
    Speed's not what it's cracked up to be, cracks speedier,
    I felt like I'd caught a spooky bug n puked down my anterior,
    I used to sniff lye n smoke pipes of bacteria,
    Up with the moon & stars on green & white like Algeria

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    I get head from birds on both sides like the Albanian flag.
    I pack a blade and a frag, to cut and break up, like I’m dating a slag.

    I took an eighth of the dank to pay in the bank and they staff were like ‘Sir, are you playing a prank?’
    I dropped MDMA but I laced it with tranqs, when I wake from the trance I’ll have a big ass beard and try to shave with a shank.
    I should blatantly thank an alien brain in a tank,
    I’ve gotten Christians cross like displaying an ankh.

    Next rhyme: universal
    Last edited by Virbius; January 15th, 2022 at 06:02 PM

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    Re: Rhyme Cypher

    Militant gash killa, Poosy colonel,
    My onlyfans stays blowing up from new referrals,
    I eradicate the need for lube dispersal cuz huge dicks making fannys wet is universal,
    I don't mind out of shape birds who look crudely circled,
    If they've got a duck arse like sharing doobs with squirtle,
    Real life Pokémon got abusive, hurtful,
    Stood at a dog fight with a pitbull tryna chew my turtle,
    Hyping up my last resort like "You can do it gerbil!",
    Me & God be at odds & the feuds eternal,
    He sees scum in our race & starts removing hurdles,
    I donate to every charity I learned of through commercials,
    And am rewarded with my nuts being blueish-purple since I got kicked out of porn for making bitches too maternal

    Next rhyme: Broken receptors

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    I’m on road with a robe and sceptre, a global protector, on some mythical shit like the Trojans and Hector, I’m wearing a mask which I’ve stolen from Lector.
    This ain’t a rap verse, it’s an emotional lecture, and it’s total conjecture, I think I just smoked a big spliff but I’m too stoned to remember.
    Shit, last I recall it was only November.
    The imagery’s reel like I load a projector.
    Fuck TERFs and their only agenda, it’s only a gender, on some similar shit like a ghost and a spectre or jokers and jesters.
    This ain’t a rap verse, it’s some prose that’s pretentious.
    Fuck cryptobros, brokers and lenders, overinvestors, I run with a load of protesters, police wanna go and arrest us, and their leaders are known as molesters, no consent and no hope for consensus.

    Next rhyme: demonology

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    Hey everybody I am on some epic bender spree, holding an eight ball plus pebbles while talking to Lucy to restore my memory it’s absentee

    Started searching for a phoenix feather in the frigid arctic sea, hunting with a machete for a Yeti on the hottest day in Tennessee

    I linked up with a Centaur during a lesson in mythology, you need to read previous verses to understand my psychology

    Wore Chicago Bulls gear in a stunned stadium screaming encore so carefree, throwing flowers on the disembowel matador that was gutsy

    I administer COVID 19 test for a small admission fee, I get up there like lobotomy and have an aggressive torque which may result in rhinoplasty

    Next rhyme: orbit
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    Re: Rhyme Cypher

    It's insurgency, I was born lit,
    Born sick like a premature kid,
    If I'm busy I know virb'll dump on em when they talk shit,
    9 iron to the mouth make em all quit,
    Or if it needs to go a bit further make the 4 fit,
    Got 'eds acting goofy this is Norbit,
    Make child's play out ya rounds like a ball pit,
    Small prick with a small prick, you a hornet,
    If the shoe don't fit, get a shoe horn & shoe horn it,
    I'll run up in ya house n bang ya mother while that whore knit,
    N she can catch a bunch of crabs when I give the whore nits,
    Looks good when I rain on em I got more drip - than a have-a-go-plumber-fitted faucet,
    I'll send some Paddy's with the Mac's that's a sure hit,
    you'll see a little white church, ignore it,
    Blinded by the bussin like bukakke porn clips,
    Nervous as they're lookin through the bucks like an audit

    Next rhyme: Masculine

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    Masculine?
    I’m with Amber Lynn, getting head, Anne Boleyn.
    I always got a set of scales on me. pangolin.
    Fuck the Police. no fan of Sting.
    My life’s like a Carpenter flick, it’s hard to depict, and that’s The Thing.
    This my reign of terror. Jacobins.
    My ride’s a fucking palanquin.
    They all afraid to battle him. a paladin.
    A silverback to capuchins.
    I’m real, you’re all some mannequins.
    Progressives try to cancel him,
    Cut him off, cancer limb.
    My mind’s unravelling like a pack of string.
    I’m highly strung like a mandolin.
    I always got a set of scales on me. dragon’s kin.
    I could pierce through dragon’s wing with a javelin.
    I’m lightheaded like the Lantern King.

    I’m swaying like heavy canvassing and gerrymandering.
    I’m a big prick like a massive pin.
    I’m lightheaded, like a pumpkin with a candle in.
    I always got a set of scales on me, like a naga’s skin.
    Shit, I’m more yang than yin.
    I could rap in Mandarin...
    Nghệ-Tĩnh.
    I accidentally drank a djinn.
    My mindstate doesn’t bear imagining.
    Got a massive grin when I plan to sin.
    Christ, bitch. Mary Magdalene.
    Sweet. I cut my coke with saccharine.
    I ain’t your friend like Chandler Bing.
    I could rap in Mandarin without pandering.

    Next rhyme: veganism
    Last edited by Virbius; January 21st, 2022 at 03:06 PM

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    The way I slaughter beefs they turn to veganism
    Make bodies disappear the unredeemed magician
    Addition by subtraction basic course mathematician
    Clips flocking to your temple a holy collision
    Tech N9ne by my side that can take your Face Off a phase transition
    I spread females legs smoother than a seasoned obstetrician
    Chicks at the crib praising salvation in missionary position
    I enjoy roasting nuts by ignition of mental health center for behaviorism

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    Re: Rhyme Cypher

    I'm not angry, just borderline cross - migrants,
    RIP when you start to fuck with me - hymens,
    I hate yelling in traffic so I fit my horse with sirens,
    If I stop now I'd end with 3 points like tridents,
    What kind of idiot pronounces 'subsidence' sub-sigh-dents?
    A convicted coochie killer forcing words to rhyme with violence,
    Not afraid to do it cuz I have the confighdents,
    Why can you cough but not fart during a moment of silence?
    I started the "German number 4 appreciation alliance",
    No joke, I really ruled by vier, like tyrants,
    Would I bang your mum? Based on how ya Gramma looks - negative - like hyphens

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    I aint socially dry, but I’m hopelessly shy, at least til I go from sober to high,
    Then it’s just I’m too stoned to reply, or otherwise it’s only a sigh.
    I’m an emotional guy; a girl pepper sprayed me and I openly cried.
    Nah I totally lied, it wasn’t pepper spray, I got soap in me eye,
    And put that eye before my ex like the roman for nine.
    I started the "German number 3 appreciation alliance", but it’s socially drei.
    I with a cagey b’, like a soviet spy.
    My mind’s dopamine fried due to oversupply.
    I’m overly fly like drones in the sky.
    I go over heads like Toni & Guy.
    I keep spilling drinks like my homies‘ve died.
    My fans are like “damn, he might be dope if he tried”.
    My crew’s a group of ogres and I,
    Might beat you to death with a bone from a thigh.
    I attend business meetings wearing only a tie.
    I was bred to be different, like soda and rye.
    I put a poppy seed toppings on opium pie.
    Shit, did I say opium? I meant aubergine. bye!

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    Re: Rhyme Cypher

    Canadian Eminem, bitch I'll hit you with smarties
    Take a shit down at Arby's, sit and play a riff when the fart breaths
    Cause I'm sick with this ubiquitous scripture flow, artsy
    A blast from the past, hieroglyphical dark read
    And intrinsically harsh as a cynical barn beast
    Flick the wrist when stabbing like ya twist an old car key

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    Minister’s pawn?
    The British government push derision and scorn coz their power requires divisions to form.
    With restrictions in place as millions mourn, no funeral for little Siobhan, but those cunts got together for dinner and prawns.
    They called Boris Johnson ‘big dog’... not coz he’s politically drawn as befitting the brawn, it’s coz he’d shit on the lawn.
    I won’t rest til the PM’s long gone... this is the brink of the dawn.
    Yeah it’s the brink of the dawn of a civil reform.
    Fuck the queen and her villainous spawn who repped Isles hiding reptilian forms.
    They gonna pardon Prince Andrew for his sinister porn...
    Since they clearing the heir it’s only fitting to warn of an imminent storm.
    And fuck that Blizzard CEO who’s depicted with horns.
    Shit’s fucked up, but it’s considered the norm. Going through hell we just giggle and yawn and say some dumb shit like “isn’t it warm?”

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