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    Alphabet has a clitoris.

    And a really bad drug problem. I strongly encourage this individual to seek intensive drug rehabilitation. It would make me almost not-quite sad for almost a tenth of a second if we were to read an article

    "Flamboyant Fruit of RapBattles.com, nicknamed "Alphabet", found dead with heroin needles in his arms and anus"

    Your self-destructive ways must cease. I know I have made the analogy of a snake swallowing it's own tail, but in your case the snake put on human teeth dentures and is chomping away at it's own tail and devouring itself ravenously. See, your meth may be fun when you use it, but look at what it's done to you.

    You weigh so little now that you could fit into a suitcase and the woman who owns the suitcase wouldn't tell if not for the fact that you reek of urine, failures, and dead hopes. Every time you shoot up, another one of your ambitions becomes an orphan. Every time you drop to your knees to perform a certain service for a rock of crack, one of your dreams drops to it's knees with a knife to the back. And every time you're on the communal mattress in your tenement taking a cock to the ass.... well, that's just disgusting you dick dracula.

    So here is me, The Ultimate Hero, The Great Father, asking you to please put down the glass dick (and the real one you're also holding that isn't yours) and stand up. Stand up, walk away from your self-degrading life, march right into a drug rehab clinic and demand that you get the best treatment available for your overwhelming addiction. I mean, you made a thread looking for the best phones to steal to fuel your addiction... haven't you hit your low point yet? I know in my recent battle I told Cai that he likes to set the bar low, but you're on all fours trying to snort blow off of that bar.

    Get some professional help, and get it now. I mean right now.
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    Re: Alphabet has a clitoris.

    The snake eating its own tail thing...


    If a person ate them selves , would they get twice as big, or disappear completely?

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    Re: Alphabet has a clitoris.

    Quote Originally Posted by Spartacus View Post
    The snake eating its own tail thing...


    If a person ate them selves , would they get twice as big, or disappear completely?
    One could only eat a certain amount of oneself and still live. The body parts would be digested and discarded as normal. However, as the limbs would be removed there would be a notable lack of activity as well as the fact that less blood and nutrients will be needed for complete body function there is no longer a complete body.

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    Re: Alphabet has a clitoris.

    now ur trying to hard.

    alphabet is what we call zombies out here.

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    Re: Alphabet has a clitoris.

    Quote Originally Posted by Dia View Post
    now ur trying to hard.
    The dude has a legit addiction. This wasn't a humor piece, it was me trying to save someone from Janis Joplining.

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    Re: Alphabet has a clitoris.

    Naw. Dude is just mad corny. He doesn't fit in with us, so he calls us gay and says were lame. (Us is me and you,TGF. Dia will never be included.)

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    Re: Alphabet has a clitoris.

    @Alphabet , defend your drug-ravaged clitoris here. Rationalize your addictions.

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    Re: Alphabet has a clitoris.

    if a bear shits in the woods, and no one is around to dubstep in it, do toasters still exist?

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    Re: Alphabet has a clitoris.

    Quote Originally Posted by Toobs View Post
    if a bear shits in the woods, and no one is around to dubstep in it, do toasters still exist?
    Depends, what time of day is it?

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    Re: Alphabet has a clitoris.

    None on this site care about Alphabet, which amuses me. It amuses me quite a lot. I say this because nobody's trying to help that Jesse DoinksMen into rehab.

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    Re: Alphabet has a clitoris.

    Quote Originally Posted by Letterman View Post
    Depends, what time of day is it?
    Noon?!

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    Re: Alphabet has a clitoris.

    What gives you the perception that the dude does meth?

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    Re: Alphabet has a clitoris.

    He said it outright.

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    Re: Alphabet has a clitoris.

    He did? I'd like to see the quote, actually.

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    Re: Alphabet has a clitoris.

    I don't care enough to go look for it.

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