That's right. The Great Father went to the pub and spent $105 on beer and snacks. It's not an expensive pub either. But The Great Father is so mighty that He can drink ale by the quart.
Yes, The Great Father got his penis sucked by some bitch with no self esteem. Yes, The Great Father ordered a shrimp cocktail. Yes, The Great Father created a drinking game involving a pen and crumpled up pieces of napkin.
So now it's time for all of you to Salute your Mighty Hero.
Fuark!!
That's how I felt on Sunday!!
Was so plastered
And all I wanted to do was make a mockery out of eKNOWrmous Pig!!
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Dude I am so sloshed right now. And fuck yes it is fun making fun of doughP. Ahhhh shit man. The Great Father is Drunken Father.
What did you drink?Originally Posted by The Great Father
Man I was walking around with fuck inch long tubes up my nose this weekend and a cast.
Finally got that shit taken out today.
Weekend have a business trip out in the country of South Carolina
So you know I'm gonna get white country boy wasted!!
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Arrogant Bastard on tap. The Great Father is a powerful beast.
I'm a Guinness drinker.
I love my beer like I love my women --- dark brown
Fuck!! I see you.
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Arrogant Bastard is 7.7% alcohol by volume. The Great Fuckin' Father ordered it by the pitcher along with wings and sliders.
What a great night.
The Hunter Moore of RB.
Minus Underage girls
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Barbecue, lemon pepper, and somewhat spicy but not to the point where my nose gets runny
And some booze
Equals a great fucking night
Especially if you can still get a boner to bang a random slut or bang your lady like a random slut!
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The Great Father doesn't fuck with bitches unless they are 23 and up. The Great Father is handsome enough where he can pick as choose as he pleases.
Tonight, The Great Father chose ales, snacks and an easy blowie from a schoolteacher. Bitch was stressed about her job so I gave her a pass/fail exam. She extracted liquid human from The Great Father, so she passed.
Well just make sure your test come back negative my good sir
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& El Chapo burrito loco I will feed your OM when on my laptop, as my phone is too much of a hassle
I give you my word. It's all I have, besides my balls word to scar face
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See, The Great Father always screens first. The Great Father is too magnificent of a shining example of human perfection to not take into account observational cues to preserve this immaculate human specimen.
Shit, man...... I'm drunk.
You speak like an 18th century scholar yee brethren
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