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    Chris Pontius vs joeboston

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    Re: Chris Pontius vs joeboston

    check

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    Re: Chris Pontius vs joeboston

    I'm a sweet boy battling ur whack ass but I'm as dark as berries man
    When I smash boston so hard I'll make sure the Ellsbury man
    This guy is sure the weakest but I'm sure he's just as cocky
    But ur just as gay, when Boston wins u'll scream BIG PAPI
    Deplete ur body faggot just know I'm the best one
    Illuminati I'll give u one eye after I bust in the left one
    I'm such aggressive bitch when I'm handing out the dick
    While joe the type to give melo shots like that guy from the Knicks
    I'm so flamboyant but I keep it simple bro
    Kanye even knew u was gay when he said joe blows, no homo

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    Re: Chris Pontius vs joeboston

    @Chris Pontius

    This kid will never get pussy as long as hes alive
    Bitches hate how Ponti Act and they wish he get rid of that piece of shit car he drives
    I strive for success in every battle u just come with complete misses
    Watch One punch make Chris Cringle and im the type of nigga who hates christmas
    It wont take me long to get in ur bitches britches i got nothing but game son
    She says ur too soft and tender see plus u dont know what its like to have a sexual one
    I'll have this gun loaded in any minute so i suggest u dont make me lose my cool
    I really dont have time for this fucking actor he'll just end up dead like Peter O'toole
    Your the one playing the fool thinking u can dead me really better realize what ur doing
    Any hopes of you bringing the beef ur better off hoping Mcdonalds turns into a union

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    Re: Chris Pontius vs joeboston

    up like my dick

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    Re: Chris Pontius vs joeboston

    Yassss

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    Re: Chris Pontius vs joeboston

    I'm a sweet boy battling ur whack ass but I'm as dark as berries man
    When I smash boston so hard I'll make sure the Ellsbury man
    Meh
    This guy is sure the weakest but I'm sure he's just as cocky
    But ur just as gay, when Boston wins u'll scream BIG PAPI
    Not really feeling
    Deplete ur body faggot just know I'm the best one
    Illuminati I'll give u one eye after I bust in the left one
    I see what you're trying to do but the execution just isn't there. I'd imagine this is a played concept too...
    I'm such aggressive bitch when I'm handing out the dick
    While joe the type to give melo shots like that guy from the Knicks
    Ok, slightly better
    I'm so flamboyant but I keep it simple bro
    Kanye even knew u was gay when he said joe blows, no homo
    Aiiight.

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    This kid will never get pussy as long as hes alive
    Bitches hate how Ponti Act and they wish he get rid of that piece of shit car he drives
    Felt a tad stretched but the wordplay connected
    I strive for success in every battle u just come with complete misses
    Watch One punch make Chris Cringle and im the type of nigga who hates christmas
    mehh
    It wont take me long to get in ur bitches britches i got nothing but game son
    She says ur too soft and tender see plus u dont know what its like to have a sexual one
    Nahhh
    I'll have this gun loaded in any minute so i suggest u dont make me lose my cool
    I really dont have time for this fucking actor he'll just end up dead like Peter O'toole
    Attempting to link current affairs with verses is great and all, but come on man be creative. You've been around a long time you should know this shit!
    Your the one playing the fool thinking u can dead me really better realize what ur doing
    Any hopes of you bringing the beef ur better off hoping Mcdonalds turns into a union
    Mehh

    Not been around here for fucking ages... logged in to check a song out for someone and thought "Ay, why not check out front lines?" Clicked on the first battle with a name I recognised from the old days but this was hella average. Pointius clearly new here, didn't really have much wittiness and his punches were weak/non-existent.
    Joe I remember you not being great circa 2010 when I was around and i'd of thought by now you'd be dope. Maybe you was just dropping weak cuz you knew this guys verse was pretty sub-par... but disappointing still.

    V/JoeBoston

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    Re: Chris Pontius vs joeboston

    Yoooo

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    Re: Chris Pontius vs joeboston

    I'm a sweet boy battling ur whack ass but I'm as dark as berries man
    When I smash boston so hard I'll make sure the Ellsbury man
    dark as berries? I guess you mean black berries. Weak opener also berries man and bury man is a horrible rhymr0.5 | 2
    This guy is sure the weakest but I'm sure he's just as cocky
    But ur just as gay, when Boston wins u'll scream BIG PAPI
    weak0.5 | 2
    Deplete ur body faggot just know I'm the best one
    Illuminati I'll give u one eye after I bust in the left one
    an improvement from your first two lines1 | 2
    I'm such aggressive bitch when I'm handing out the dick
    While joe the type to give melo shots like that guy from the Knicks
    Set up was weak but the punch landed nonetheless1 | 2
    I'm so flamboyant but I keep it simple bro
    Kanye even knew u was gay when he said joe blows, no homo
    I dunno calling urself flamboyant not the best thing, but the punch landed1|2

    Chris I give you a 4/10

    This kid will never get pussy as long as hes alive
    Bitches hate how Ponti Act and they wish he get rid of that piece of shit car he drives
    Ok decent, second line could be shorter though1.5 | 2
    I strive for success in every battle u just come with complete misses
    Watch One punch make Chris Cringle and im the type of nigga who hates christmas
    Not feeling it0.5 | 2
    It wont take me long to get in ur bitches britches i got nothing but game son
    She says ur too soft and tender see plus u dont know what its like to have a sexual one
    I dont like this one0.5/2
    I'll have this gun loaded in any minute so i suggest u dont make me lose my cool
    I really dont have time for this fucking actor he'll just end up dead like Peter O'toole
    mehh not feeling it0.5 | 2
    Your the one playing the fool thinking u can dead me really better realize what ur doing
    Any hopes of you bringing the beef ur better off hoping Mcdonalds turns into a union
    not feeling it0.5 | 2

    joe I give you a 3.5/10
    This battle was pretty weak in my mind, all the punches were weak and the personals were weak. It was close though, but I have to say Chris just had more consistency.
    v/Chris Pontius

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    Re: Chris Pontius vs joeboston

    I'm such aggressive bitch when I'm handing out the dick
    While joe the type to give melo shots like that guy from the Knicks
    aight


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    This kid will never get pussy as long as hes alive
    Bitches hate how Ponti Act and they wish he get rid of that piece of shit car he drives



    CP's concepts were there but gotta polish up his punches. JOe really missed with the forced wordplay. my nigga on the good kush n alchohol for dropping this drugged up verse. but his punches were better overall imo.

    v. joe

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    Re: Chris Pontius vs joeboston

    I'm a sweet boy battling ur whack ass but I'm as dark as berries man
    When I smash boston so hard I'll make sure the Ellsbury man
    Meh
    This guy is sure the weakest but I'm sure he's just as cocky
    But ur just as gay, when Boston wins u'll scream BIG PAPI
    No
    Deplete ur body faggot just know I'm the best one
    Illuminati I'll give u one eye after I bust in the left one
    okish
    I'm such aggressive bitch when I'm handing out the dick
    While joe the type to give melo shots like that guy from the Knicks
    good
    I'm so flamboyant but I keep it simple bro
    Kanye even knew u was gay when he said joe blows, no homo
    cool.

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    This kid will never get pussy as long as hes alive
    Bitches hate how Ponti Act and they wish he get rid of that piece of shit car he drives
    Felt a tad stretched but the wordplay connected
    I strive for success in every battle u just come with complete misses
    Watch One punch make Chris Cringle and im the type of nigga who hates christmas
    ok
    It wont take me long to get in ur bitches britches i got nothing but game son
    She says ur too soft and tender see plus u dont know what its like to have a sexual one
    No
    I'll have this gun loaded in any minute so i suggest u dont make me lose my cool
    I really dont have time for this fucking actor he'll just end up dead like Peter O'toole
    (i see where u were going)
    Your the one playing the fool thinking u can dead me really better realize what ur doing
    Any hopes of you bringing the beef ur better off hoping Mcdonalds turns into a union
    ok

    chris came harder v/chris

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    Re: Chris Pontius vs joeboston

    I'm a sweet boy battling ur whack ass but I'm as dark as berries man
    When I smash boston so hard I'll make sure the Ellsbury man
    Nah
    This guy is sure the weakest but I'm sure he's just as cocky
    But ur just as gay, when Boston wins u'll scream BIG PAPI
    Nah not feelin it
    Deplete ur body faggot just know I'm the best one
    Illuminati I'll give u one eye after I bust in the left one
    played concept
    I'm such aggressive bitch when I'm handing out the dick
    While joe the type to give melo shots like that guy from the Knicks
    hahaha good shit
    I'm so flamboyant but I keep it simple bro
    Kanye even knew u was gay when he said joe blows, no homo
    Nah not feeling it

    Felt 1 out of 5 bars
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    This kid will never get pussy as long as hes alive
    Bitches hate how Ponti Act and they wish he get rid of that piece of shit car he drives
    Like the wordplay
    I strive for success in every battle u just come with complete misses
    Watch One punch make Chris Cringle and im the type of nigga who hates christmas
    nah
    It wont take me long to get in ur bitches britches i got nothing but game son
    She says ur too soft and tender see plus u dont know what its like to have a sexual one
    Nahhh
    I'll have this gun loaded in any minute so i suggest u dont make me lose my cool
    I really dont have time for this fucking actor he'll just end up dead like Peter O'toole
    ehh i see but not feeling it
    Your the one playing the fool thinking u can dead me really better realize what ur doing
    Any hopes of you bringing the beef ur better off hoping Mcdonalds turns into a union
    Nah dude to stretched


    Felt 1 out of 5 bars
    All in all I think Chris came way harder better punches even though this was close Idk kinda wack yall usually come harder especially joe. word

    V/ Chris

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    Re: Chris Pontius vs joeboston

    Kinda bad thyme schemes for both...where they coulda went is something else...

    Best line for joe was ponti act one but was extremely stretched.. Both raps were stretched to long... Sounded like reading a children's book...

    I guess the mello shots like That guy from the Knicks was ok...

    Joe Boston wins by a hair....

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    Re: Chris Pontius vs joeboston

    close battle both had some decent word play and a few bars that connected but ima give it to chris for more consistency and better wording

    v/ chris

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    Re: Chris Pontius vs joeboston

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