LLL Magazine: Playoff Bound

[Tim]

Lethal Lyricist League Magazine
Playoff Bound



Introduction
So The LLL has gotten a little slow, but I blame it on the playoffs. Next Season if I return I will structure things a little differently to avoid a situation like this. Maybe have a couple less week who knows. But props to the people that continue to show up and vote. Really appreciate the effort you guys put into it. Last week the title was vacated because of unfortunate circumstances so this week will crown the final champ of the regular league. The playoffs will be structured in a sweet 16 format and will be based off of overall wins. Ties will be settled with strength of schedule. We will be taking a one week break from LLL before playoffs and if your signed out, you must sign back in to be eligible for playoffs. Sign in thread is stickied. You must be signed in before June 19th .


1.Introduction
2.Battle Reviews
3.ATs Top 10
4.Battle of the Week
5.No Show Shine
6.Tim's Predictions
7.Rankings
8.Outro

[Tim]

Battle Reviews

Cont: ThatKidCry 7-3 Vs. Per$onal 6-1
This was an ight battle, ive seen cry drop a lot better then he did this week. I think he may have been rushed or something. But personal executed in this battle better with doper punches and concepts that landed better then crys did this week
Winner: Personal

Philly® 4-1 Vs. Orc. 4-1
Philly came good this week, but it wasn’t a match for mr orc. Orc came with some nice wording and executed well in this battle. I did like a people of phillys lines, like the one he quoted from nc, but Orc just over powered him with a better verse.
Winner: Orc.

Gramur 2-0 Vs. Murda sho 1-0
Ive seen a couple of Murdas battles over at nc and they were dope, ive also seen what he has done here and I liked it. Gram has been getting into the grove of things also in the league coming with flips on Murdas name, and I thought Murda had some good concepts. In the end the nameplays did it for Gram
Winner: Gramur

A.T 7-5 Vs. Bongkers 2-2
Bongker comes with a couple decent lines each week, and some not so well worded punches. This week this is was happened. I did like some if his line though but some just fell off. AT came with crisper lines that the voters enjoyed more this week.
Winner:AT

Champ: God0fwar 5-1 Vs. Untold.
Untold. Wins via no-show (title now vacant)

Mike 0-1 Vs. Miracle 3-4
Miracle wins via no-show

M-Var!o 5-5 Vs. Shunned1 5-8
Shunned1 wins via no-show

Bey 3-0 Vs. Dehesa 3-1
Bey wins via no-show

kontext 0-1 Vs. Slowhands 0-1
Double no-show

[Tim]

ATs Top 10


Trust that I'm running this shit & your courage will lead to punishment,
Or you can go with you gut feeling... sore as fuck after I've pummeled it,
A.T. vs. Bongkers

Dude's obviously ass chapped, hurlin insults & I thought we was past that,
But, I expected him to come cold blooded... since I bodied him in our last match,
A.T. vs. Bongkers

that usertitle's hilarious.. I mean seriously i'm 'bout finished wit these geeks
trust me it won't be the fresh coast after I leave ya corpse sittin there for weeks
Personal vs. Cry

been here for years n' you ain't done shit.. now it's time to put this bummer to bed
but yeah you were a hot shot... that your mom wished landed on her stomach instead
Personal vs. Cry

the way u talk like a pussy. post gay pics & rock purses & gold?
.. ur not Male. cuz u dropped THAT title by default quicker than GoW verses Untold
Orc vs. Philly

and you are nothing but a fluke, a contradiction..that's all
Murda. scene anywhere real mobsta's and gunplay are not involved
Gramur vs. Murda Sho.

Get ya face scathed, im peepin ya name plate & this hoe's frontin
Cause you aint golden Gram.. but you definitely sweet as a bowl of em
Murda Sho. vs. Gramur

my punches maul ya, I applaud you for your bravery
You're still soft as cotton though
^I'm pickin on you like negroes in slavery
Murda Sho. vs. Gramur

They know I’m better than the champ cuz w. weapons I’m seamless.
While for you they’d all say ‘Nay, Shun under God’ like the Pledge of Allegiance.
Bey vs. Teknyshun

you see, on a grade scale, it's hard to rate your rhymes,
so I'll just throw a D at MV, because I fucking hate your lines.
Shunned1 vs. M-Vario

[Tim]

Battle Of The Week
Gramur Vs. Murda sho

Gramur:
Voters'll say that I served ya so either throw away the pen or get schooled
Cuz Murda. Ink aint had a buzz since Irv Gotti and Ja Rule
I'll dig your grave dude, and nothing that you say will offend me
you're sweet as a Kane and I'm like The Undertaker...Wrestlemania twenty
average emcees get styled on...that's what I do
so just like your name I'll be leaving ya without a W
and you are nothing but a fluke, a contradiction..that's all
Murda. scene anywhere real mobsta's and gunplay are not involved
my punches maul ya, I applaud you for your bravery
You're still soft as cotton though
^I'm pickin on you like negroes in slavery
you're fake to me, theres' no way you from the streets
so speaking of a food additive is the ONLY way we hearing MSG
I'm like the chief investigator, somethin bout him is foul
cuz when this murda. is solved
he just reveals some played lines in conspiracy with a horrible style...

16.

Vs.

murda sho.:
Lmao...

This site is like television and this bastard sucks
2-0!? Well if YOU'RE a pro Gram im changin the channel fast as fuck
This lame's slayed, I can wail on this bitch till his frame caves
Crush him to death punchin his chest like LeBron & DeWayne Wade
Get ya face scathed, im peepin ya name plate & this hoe's frontin
Cause you aint golden Gram.. but you definitely sweet as a bowl of em
I aint scared of this weak foe, i'll pull multiple triggas
Send two 'murs and I will kemo both of them niggas
I would drag u down each stair if we fight in a game's bleachers
U'll hit the floor with a lay flat that'd rival a hanes t-shirt
Your style isnt in the box, this guy is no punk writer
His nameplays outside... in streets & i am a drunk driver
Dude is a fake he dont tote and flame steel..
So when I hit u with a hollow gram the voters will know you aint real


Zip'Em Up!

Gramur wins

[Tim]

No Show Shine
Beyond

listen mr. check in at the last minute.

Thought you had the Key to victory, but you’re no Jorgé with raps.
Got ‘smashed by Arch’ so bad it’s like u turned the knob & the Doorway Collapsed.
I stay makin the dope verses, girls stay saying you’re so worthless.
I don’t need to go 10 when I can beat Tekken 6 without playing the Pro Circuit.
They know I’m better than the champ cuz w. weapons I’m seamless.
While for you they’d all say ‘Nay, Shun under God’ like the Pledge of Allegiance.
Don’t step to the throne, queer. You KNOW I’m etchin ya stone here.
Cuz I’m so Tek nickle that I could pass as this faggot’s check for the whole year.
I’ll use 3 quarters of my skill just to fuckin laugh cuz you’re weak.
And with the 4th Quarter I’ll win so bad that it trumps the Mavs vs. the Heat.

gl

[Tim]

Tim's Predictions

Champ: Untold. 9-3 Vs. Per$onal 7-1
This should be a dope battle this week, Untold and personal are both looking for their second shot at the title, excluding last week and It should be good. I like both these guys ideas and concepts, but I do believe the personal as better wording then untold which might give him the advantage.
Winner: Personal

H.McCoy 4-5 Vs. Gramur 3-0
Hmmm this battle is a toss-up both these guys have dropped okay verses and with the playoffs coming soon a win here will do them both well. I think that Gram has the ideas and concepts on lock from what I have seen and it maybe more then Hank can follow with, but who knows.
Winner: Gramur

A.T 8-5 Vs. Orc. 5-1
My homie AT got Orc this week, will orc show? Will orc vote? Will work win? Who knows. Orc has crisp writing and dope concepts and so does AT when he tries. I don’t think this will be a super dope battle because these guys are both stressed on time. Maybe I will be wrong.
Winner: Orc.

Miracle 4-4 Vs. Philly® 4-2
Miracle is a former FL Champ and does have a win on chrit under his belt. This may be a nice way to end the season if miracle can pull of a win this week, but I don’t know its going to be tough with Philly cause each week the dude is getting back his form
Winner: Philly

Ancel 6-7 Vs. Shunned1 6-8
Welcome back ancel, after a couple weeks gone and playoffs coming ear ancel is looking to stack is win column. Shunned1 has been improving each week so this battle maybe closer then people may think, but in the end I think that ancel will hold it down.
Winner:Ancel

Bongkers 2-3 Vs. Murda sho 1-1
Bongkers has been elevating like woah with cool concepts, just needs to work on the wording, but Murda has been dopers around the leagues, so I think he shouldnt really have a problem with week with Bongkers but I could be wrong.
Winner: Murda sho

Bey 4-0 Vs. Aeral 4-4
Aeral has been gone a couple weeks, and Bey has been blazing by in the LLL right now. Dudes concepts are sick and I think his punches land tough. Aeral is going to have to throw less jabs and more haymakers if he is going to wanna bet beyond.
Winner:Bey.

[Tim]

Rankings
(Ttitle Vacant)
Untold. 9-3
A.T 8-5
Per$onal 7-1
Ancel 6-7
Shunned1 6-8
Orc. 5-1
Bey 4-0
Philly® 4-2
Miracle 4-4
Aeral 4-4
H.McCoy 4-5
Gramur 3-0
Bongkers 2-3
Murda sho 1-1

[Tim]

Outro
Special thanks to A.T this week for helping me out with the top 10 punches. So there you have it. The final week of the regular season of the LLL. Some people need wins this week to make it, others need wins to get higher spots. So everyone drop dope, and vote on the final week of the LLL on the road to the playoffs.

-Tim

[A.T.]

Nice to have this back, Tim!
Dope mag for sure...

[Bongkers]

That was nice of you to give yourself two punches in the top 10 A.T

[Untold.]

dope mag. short read, but nice to see it here.

i can't believe were almost to the end. hawla back.

[A.T.]

That was nice of you to give yourself two punches in the top 10 A.T

Wasn't a lot to choose from, tbh.

I never put my own in there, but under the circumstances I had to. Lol

[Bongkers]

lmao yeah I was jp anyway

[A.T.]

Honestly, I feel like an ass for doing it.

I hate quoting my own shit for that reason...

[Per$onal]

good mag tim