There's an old myth around my place
When you see you go white in your face
It goes flying past my window at night
The driver of the Devil's Train is a knight
How do I know because I'm the conductor
Hello there this is my friend the instructor

All board and welcome to the Devil's Train
And final fucking stop is hell scream all you want
This train is going right through fucking Maine
I'm sick of this girl's taunts so I'm here to haunt
Girls are on this ride ready to take your clothes off
I love girls that why I put you on this fucking hell ride
I walked past people in the street I could hear the scoff
Girls I lied to you I'm gonna make your fucking pussy wide
Oh my god I just fucked fucking the sexy brittany fucking spears
I grabbed her by the hair and fucked her so hard she was crying tears
Next to me was Kelly Brooke she was reading a book she's just a cook
Ok end of the line is fucking hell haha