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Arriving in style:
Set the tone early on and make sure that when you pull up into the parking lot, you are blasting something extraordinarly offensive. I personally prefer Venom's "At War With Satan" (and by with satan, they mean on the same team) for the loud narration about raping angels. Really makes the family unit in the PT Cruiser parking next to you warm right up. It's especially good if you haven't got access to a car, but have access to a boombox.
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The puckered-asshole idly scratching himself behind the counter ought to jump to attention when you walk in the door. This is your gauge for success. If he/she/it then attempts to berate you for your door-opening stlye, bark at them. That's right. Bark. Don't actually make the dog sound, just say "Woof...woof woof woof...woof" everytime they try to say something. Continue walking while doing this until you're into the habitrail of movie shelves.
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