Highlight Reel Nominations

[Token]

That's right, the Highlight Reel is back!

Not only will this push people to drop doper verses, it's a great way to showcase some of LLL's best talent and their bars.

Here's how it's going to work.

You may nominate however many bars you'd like, but you can not nominate yourself.

Provide the bar & the person who posted it.

If it's a personal, provide who he/she posted it against.

Simple as that

Once bars are nominated, there will be 5 judges.

3 votes from these judges gets the bar in.

Let's start listing the dopeness

[Orc]

Blue Bayou

& if he ever tried to act up n start to hammer blows
We’d see the ‘pussy flat-line quicker then lookin at a camel toe

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Token

i'm comin with straight punches, bringin' an end to ya riots
& leave your fuckin chest caved in so far your only fear'll be pirates

.

phlymo

you sucked back in Jr, n’ son I don’t need luck to please ‘em
ya rank’s unnatural, most burds don’t head south in every fucking season

[Dios de Hip Hop]

a good idea would be to browse through all the mags Toke and maybe pull the best 5 punches from the Top 10 each week.

Good idea, but I agree with Burden. A lot of punches are missed in the mags, and are usually biased. -Token

[Orc]

naw mags are biased.

[Sting3r]

Josh's Picks
These are simply my favorite lines.



Week 1

Cry Vs. Qualm Week 1

if qualm claims to chicks, we're just wondering what he did to force it
known to harness a bitch only because he gets the ones as big as horses

Bartender Vs. Com Week 1

You're a light weight... so whenever I battle this soft geek...
He'll call me fat n I'll hit him... n watch the corpse in orbit around me

$pitacular Vs. Barcotic Week 1

You're finished. man all that fake ego will cease when I win this
bitch you'll hit new lowes like home depot went out of business

Week 2


$pitacular Vs. kontext week 2

Fags Break, Cause Ya Sweet, see Spit just acts like he's Tough
NamePlay?, Nah, $pit Lines are Played...So I Figured That'd Be Enough

Eth'Real Vs. SmokaJoka Week 2

Toke aint climbing any higher cuz I'm bout to pound this fake
And push you so far down the rankings, the #1 spot will look lowercased

Eth'Real Vs. SmokaJoka Week 2

foreal tho nigga, at first you were straight, but again ima own ya..
cuz u was never really a diamond in the rough.. & now you just a rusty cubic zirconia

Com Vs. Barcotic Week 2

Poor bitch nuthin could prepare ya, because the shit I spit is potent
And we all know that ain't an earring, its another 'Something About Mary' moment

Week 3

Dios de hip hop Vs. Bartender Week 3

my skills double yours, forget your ABL all I hear is mumble whore
now he's in the Karaoke Tourny, aka biting he can't get in trouble for

Dios de hip hop Vs. Bartender Week 3

Who the fuck are you to have an ego... you aint never had damn clout
in fact you only make the voters head nod in an attempt not to pass out

Week 4


Bartender Vs. Barcotic Week 4

UFC this, MMA that, you seem to talk about the shit daily,
but we all know you're BUFF
-ALO shaped so quit training..

Burden Vs. Phlymo Vs. $pitacula

so face it Spit your hype’s done, n’ I know your wife ain’t a dyke son
but the banshee put on sex left your fat ass wailing like one

Burden Vs. Phlymo Vs. $pitacula

let's get it. cos u can't.. ha, u ain't stuntin' dunce.
when ur 'swear jar' consists of ur wife consenting to fuck once a month.

Burden Vs. Phlymo Vs. $pitacula

Lets get down to the facts. I'm programmed to win so I'm hard gunnin
While you should be burden.exe, as soon as I hit you twice you start runnin

Burden Vs. Phlymo Vs. $pitacula

Just stop with the bomb threats. I'll be grinning winning this contest
Will mow for food? Dog you could make a LIVING trimming your moms chest

Week 5

Bartender Vs. Meters

cuz you've nearly spoken for us all, ruined punches w/ worse wording
bitten legends, greats, 'n other biters.. half ya verses written in 3rd person

Barcotic Vs. Eth'Real

Fuck sit ups and crunches, your presence defeats the purpose,
I get a better ab workout
..laughin at your weekly verses..

Barcotic Vs. Eth'Real

straight up, no joke, i'm severing you into sections n' leakage
bitch, i'll leave your neck ajar..
..& some tubaware for the rest of the pieces

Phlymo Vs. Lethargic

you should have called it quits, n’ your style should have died too
you’re older than Egypt, and Anubis still the best way to describe you

Week 6

Phlymo Vs. Daz

it’s hard to part with shit, but Dazasta lacked any proper cred
so you cut your name, n’ by the looks you brought the asta your drops instead

Barcotic Vs. Impasse

And if you think your verses surprise me, you're sadly mistaken dude,
it's more like OH MY GOD
..shoulda spent more time making you..

Burden Vs. Horud Vs. kenny the G

i've completly overlooked u because u suck, plus your rep's slippin
i'll take the ground you're losing & use it to bury my next victim

Burden Vs. Horud Vs. kenny the G

lol@ blue bayou's match. the gayness seems rich in contetion,
ken if your verses are SWEET.. it's only cuz u tryna get Kristians attention.

Eth'real Vs. Dios de hip hop

legend? you're not even a threat, this week I feel only tranquility
seriously, if you define Greatness, Alexander loses all credibility

Eth'real Vs. Dios de hip hop

i'm comin with straight punches, bringin' an end to ya riots
& leave your fuckin chest caved in so far your only fear'll be pirates

Week 7


Will continue adding more later.

[Barcotic]

Word, this is cool.. I'll edit this sometime with a list....

[Josh M.]

edit

[Token]

Bitch I'ma slap ya, since you been gone there's dudes that can snap ya
So you can talk till you're blue in the face but you'll NEVER be him in stature - Com

Who are you? I'm abusing this new writer.
Watch me spin Phillips into a wall like I was using the screwdriver.-J Hens vs. Sunny Phillips

leave the site, please - sign up to a league where the style’s soft
I’d put in a good word for you, but heads’d spot the ghosting from a mile off
dude had a girl once, but you weren’t a couple, so keep it down
I’d say relationship’s a stretch, since your extended to sleep around
n' chicks are always eyeing me up, but this ugly sap ain’t suitable
serious, Alph ain’t seen a stare since Fred stopped doing musicals -Phlymo

I'll break every bone in your body, no one'll tell ya family the news
you're only in a broadcast, cuz the normal one was to manly for you -Dios de Hip Hop

See, I flip shit different, been Meters since before the damn league sucked
'n I don't remember your name before Dios.. pure disrespect, not amnesia -Meters

I'm king, a beast, the sickest schemes.. f'real, you couldn't best my shadow
rechamp the league, in ya dreams. you're here cuz Com's too lazy to set up battles -Meters vs. Dios

didn't know ya before, but now dudes walk up to you n' remember
"Oh yea! you're that guy who votes like he could do any better" -Cry

& while I'm guaranteed the win, his shadows' stuck under mine
since a crikey hasn't seen any applause since the croc hunter died -Reflex vs. Cry

[Dios de Hip Hop]

I'm nominating a shit load since no one else wants to take the time to go through the closed battles. I also nominated my self because no one else is taking the time to do this and it needs to be done. If you don't agree with me, post your own nominations. I went through old mags and took out a lot of punches of the week, I also took punches from different battles, including battles this week.


Barbarism Vs Impasse
You're comin in last place, shit, even your girl gave you that loser role,
you thought you'd Steeler virginity
..until you saw her super bowl..
Reflex vs. Barcade
you got props for that line last week, but ohh wait..
Just leave it to this leagues biggest virgin to think vaginas are bowl shaped

phlymo Vs Daz
thanks to our punches, you’ll get the props you claim are long due
cos the way minesweep the votes peeps’ll think you dropped some bombs too

dios de hip hop Vs Eth'Real
I feel bad cuz you're homeless tho, your whole life is a pit fall
if you EVER need a place to crash, I know a couple nice brick walls

Dios vs. Meters
this shit's been anticipated, so I guess I gotta make it worth seeing
watch Meters sweep in' the votes cuz I make bitches do the cleaning

Meters vs Chrit

in a battle for two you 3rd place, I plain rearrange your mental state
til Chrit's brains over brawn's.. like I smeared 'em over his medal case

Dios vs Reflex
you will never take the belt from me son check the way I'm beating on you
how can you say you'll get the best of me after asking me to go easy on you

Phlymo vs Lethargic
it’s quote phly and spit, the real veterans still potent and tight
n’ that’s also ^ your best chance at dropping a verse that the voters will like

Eth’Real vs Skillustrious
Coop attacked my 3 line, at first I couldn't honestly believe him
but shit - after I seen your attempt at it, I sent dude an apology pm

you homeless bitch. your mom slit her wrists for leaving you born
don't get excited, you're only in the Newspaper cuz it's keepin you warm
dios vs. Cry

really though, skill's what this prick's not findin, so how can the kid drop flyest
with verses that got us wonderin' why Nas was so upset about Hip Hop dyin'
Cry Vs. dios

Lets get down to the facts. I'm programmed to win so I'm hard gunnin
While you should be burden.exe, as soon as I hit you twice you start runnin
Spit Vs. Burden

ur flaming? yea i'll go fire marshall it's simple u liar.
i'll stomp you out SO bad, even the votes for me will think u were fire.
Burden Vs. Phly

who’s Burd? an Irish dumbfuck, in Jr they were booing the bloke
^excuse the explanation, but it really is the fastest way to ruin a joke
Phly Vs. Burden

you sucked back in Jr, n’ son I don’t need luck to please ‘em
ya rank’s unnatural, most burds don’t head south in every fucking season
Phly Vs. Burden

Even your country hates you, the result of this battle is gettin you killed
Cause free healthcare is gone the second the govt's receiving ur medical bills
Chrit Vs. Skillustrious

I'll kill you cuz you won't shut up, everyone's hatin your words,
so I won't bury you alive,
..just for the sake of the worms..
Skillustrious Vs. Chrit

stop lyin.. you're on com's dick & only makin mags to sway votes swiftly in
if you beat me by every aspect.. it's cuz dickridings out & ass kissings in
dios de hip hop vs. chrit

F'real though, I know ur sex life is constantly switching...
but you cant claim a swinger lifestyle if ur constantly missin
chrit vs. dios

And ur gettin slayed dog, we all know that ur straight soft
when you made more of an impact in our HOS than you have in our playoffs
chrit vs. dios

I swear, he’s all up in the chat whining, begging dudes for attention
Mag’s title is No Faggotry Allowed, so why you think you would be mentioned?
coop vs. impasse

You dont even have a home, no wonder you're losing weight....
You kickbox now??? Where I'm from, we'd call it your moving day
Bartender Vs. COM

You're finished. man all that fake ego will cease when I win this
bitch you'll hit new lowes like home depot went out of business
$pitacular vs Barcotic

this kid's a fag for going against me. My lines? Most of 'em dope
You drop heat? Guess that makes you the first dude who toasted his soap
J.Luth vs Kontext.

you think your making progress cuz you mistake the messages
when the crowds screamin MORE RON!!!
..they're just describing your intelligence
dios de hip hop Vs. Rondizz

Nah I'd say you at least work at a grocery store from the way you act
Bagboy...cuz everyone knows you love gettin some fruits in the sack
Smokajoka vs R.A.S jr

I've seen your weakness, my uppercuts are sure you're not breathin
but keep your head up bro... n maybe your nose'll stop bleedin
chrit vs. phlymo

KO’d you last time, fuck shitty punches and poor rhythm
you had a Versailles considered so bad France lost a fortune in tourism
Phlymo vs. chrit

this fucker bit, changed styles n’ acted like he was above the shit
he’s like ‘I’ll try this flippancy…if they believe my dumb ass came up with it’
Phlymo vs. chrit

plus I never come played, always new lines present when I spit
your text’s a breath of fresh air, we naturally reject 80 percent of the shit
Phlymo vs. chrit

it's the death of you. limited fuck.. your text is boo'd
you only reach our expectations cuz one quota week is all we expect from u
dios de hip hop vs. nick nice

your presence is nothin. retarded kid u probably shit in your pants
& you only say HIlights when your delirious ass is talkin to a lamp
dios de hip hop vs. nick nice

So ugly your mirror cracked n' you ain't winning shit coz your arsenals wack
Prick had his head in the clouds, and gave an angel a heart attack
com vs. cry

ma expose you fucks now.. step aside bar, i'ma deal with a past geek
listen, no matter how much re-wording you do for this wack fuck, I still beat you last week
token vs. punch

thats right com, your secret's out that you help him hard on text
but I guess it was predicted... that he'll change his name to Barcom next
token vs. punch

fuckin pussy, made it the top for nothin, cuz im blazin up vile
tryna snatch the belt? this bitch'll just stay untitled like never savin' a file
token vs. punch
You might respect me more when you get up from the floor dude,
..but I won't be shakin your hand....the seizure already did it for you..
punch vs. token
His mother made a mean statement when he was born; "fate sucks
..and I'm only willing to be his mummify can wrap his ugly face up"..
punch vs. token
I'm so fuckin sick of reading your weak shit man, every line is worthless,
..and you're a supermod now....so please pull a Dios and hide your verses..
punch vs. token

stop your crying and bitching pussy I'm sick of you faking fame
we only roll out the red carpet so ur bleeding won't make a stain
dios de hip hop vs. com

this homo isn't actually an alcoholic, watch me rip 'em in half
when he says he has a cock tail, he really means a dick in his ass
dios de hip hop vs. com

This prick must have a mental block, his brain is literally snowed in..
...or else why tell people I reworded a verse that 10-0 ko'ed him?
com vs. dios de hip hop
Bitch you're a stalker don't front me, dude's stressed from his monthly
The only reason you give no extension is coz they've all left the country
com vs. dios de hip hop
I'll stamp ya skull till I pop it n' run and jump on the socket
So when you give a girl the eye, she's just gonna vomit and drop it
com vs. dios de hip hop

n’ Ted trusts no-one, his mind’s full of doubt and scattered see
dude’s had his misgiving brain ever since he found out she did that to me
phlymo vs. hexen
i’ll smack ya head to the floor, n’ stomp the shit for five minutes
your face’ll give the decadent so big whole cultures could decline in it
phlymo vs. hexen

my dicks so heavy when I put it in her mouth I gotta hold up her chin
& her loose pussies like Tim Hortons coffee the way I gotta roll up the rim
dios vs. meters

i'm gonna flex, having flashbacks of last week as you stand mute, no clue..
I speak up, 'n his Wordz go Ah-Dios like he wished he wasn't in his own shoes
meters vs. dios
I'm king, a beast, the sickest schemes.. f'real, you couldn't best my shadow
rechamp the league, in ya dreams. you're here cuz Com's too lazy to set up battles
meters vs. dios

I'll knock u out then fuck your girl.. she said I hit it in impossible ways
pussy so loose now if u stretcher clit.. we can carry u to the hospital safe
dios vs. barcade


And keep braggin about that track you made, thinkin your homey cares,
..I'd tell you to put a sock in it....but I know you're wearing your only pair..
barcade vs. dios

..I see your bodywork....but it won't when it's paralyzed from this beating..
I know how bad you want this win, but sorry dude, I won't forget to vote
barcade vs. dios

Bitch I'ma slap ya, since you been gone there's dudes that can snap ya
So you can talk till you're blue in the face but you'll NEVER be him in stature
com vs. ethreal

ur just a pussy, and to think u can beat me you must be on some shit
& I ain't gotta incorporate a pause in this line to present that, comma, bitch
ethreal vs. com
we all dread your verses, you dont belong here in fact kid
you're just the burden of the league.. minus the decent punches and irish accent
ethreal vs. com
you've never entertained us, ur just a stout of the weak
shit, if we ever get a kick out of Com.. it's cuz he booted someone outta the league
ethreal vs. com

[phlymo]

flimsy fuck, i'ma give you that weakling stamp forever cuz'
it's like your punches impact in 3d.. you think it's comin but never does

Token vs Burd

I'll edit this with more later

[Token]

keying off the top, funny you DQed other heads' flows whore
considering your rhymes were way past due back in frontlines in '04
coop’s all bitch moves and DQs, n’ it’s proof you were never good
when the clock’s hand strikes one n’ does more damage than yours ever could -Phlymo

[Dios de Hip Hop]

Yeah, I tried that outdated 3 line shit but it didn't even bring love,
..and with a prehistoric style, no wonder T-Rex every idea he thinks of..
Punch vs. Token

[Token]

^ no way.

Last Bar, Bitch Ill Christopher Columbus Ya Neck, When My Knife Explores
Rip Thru Ya Pores.,Hes Soft....Only Time 'T Wrecks' shit Is Reffering To Dinosaurs

Watch as T-rex your prehistoric wordplay, you can flex biceps like you be causin harm
Phakt is your concepts are extinct, you said you spit Fire!........But it was a fossil arm

and this one isn't as close.. but still..

ya lines like backstabbers, cuz damn near no1 respectin ya text
Combine 8 Mile n Jurassic Park, ya still wont find an MC T-Rex(emcee T wrecks)

[Brandon Cee]

please bitch. ladies have standards you will never squeeze tits
musta confused the accent.. not even French woman wanna bon appetit dick

[Dios]

[Dios de Hip Hop]

I’m the best with hits, kids flip my bars like it was requisite
heads wanna pilfer your lines too, to swallow n’ help ‘em forget the shit
fuck playing games with this baby, ima snap the ho’s joints
voters will give ya peekaboo, n’ I don’t even wanna mention the low points

Phlymo @ Kenny the G