1. J. Hens vs. 12. Horud Skys

[Vaskez]

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[Horud Skys]

12-16

http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/show...18933&posted=1

[J.Hens.]

ya, i'll go for 14

[J.Hens.]

listen,

I won't compliment you, I learned how to quit that mentality.
So If I ever said we're both cool, I was showing symptom's of a split personality.
I'm rollin with double barrell's, n' I doubt this kid would have guns.
It won't matter what parachute.. you'll drop to the ground like ya didn't have one.
You sound gay, which is somethin' you choose not to believe.
Fuck working out. Your voice has an ass-tone that'd take 10,000 squats to achieve.
I don't care how ya view playoffs, you got in without destroyin' one vet.
With ranks, the only way you'll see Horizon is if you wake up to enjoy the sunset.
I'm moving on to round two, I know you'd just fold at the chance.
Because he's only seen a battle with phly watching his bitch try to pull up her pants.
We don't have to look to 9/11. We're all aware your shit is wack.
Forget fresh, there's so much plane in Skylines, the US is bracin for a terrorist attack.
When the pains arise, I have a biblical story that can explain the lies.
I don't have to Noah lot to see HE'D even laugh at the thought of a reign from Skys.


pz.

[Horud Skys]

Another week .. Another phlymo line

I dont want beef, but Skys always down to spray
Watch me chunk up a duece & blow a peace of his skull away
The recycle king, u gotta bad habit n ima crack this
& have him shuffle thru more lines, than suicides at practice
Take a picture of an upset, listen theres no where to hide
like a diposeable camera, ina flash u'll be tossed to the side
One uppercut to the jaw really kid is all I need
to knock him off balance n have the bank mail him an overcharge fee
Thats a direct flip from ya last loss & yea homie it's true
This pussy expendable, caz I can write UR lines better than u
Better than who, me? we can ask ya girl bout that
Sees been on my package for so long, I call her bubble wrap
Rapping for money kid ya noodles, face it your dead
ya verse aint worth pennis, so I'll feed him some shells instead

[$pitacular]

listen,

I won't compliment you, I learned how to quit that mentality.
So If I ever said we're both cool, I was showing symptom's of a split personality.
You sound gay, which is somethin' you choose not to believe.
Fuck working out. Your voice has an ass-tone that'd take 10,000 squats to achieve.
We don't have to look to 9/11. We're all aware your shit is wack.
Forget fresh, there's so much plane in Skylines, the US is bracin for a terrorist attack.


pz.

3 dope punches.. Wasn't feelin the rest really

Take a picture of an upset, listen theres no where to hide
like a diposeable camera, ina flash u'll be tossed to the side
One uppercut to the jaw really kid is all I need
to knock him off balance n have the bank mail him an overcharge fee

The flash flip was coo, I got the pennis line but didn't feel it... the balance punch was nice



V/ hens

[Rant]

Another week .. Another phlymo line


The recycle king, u gotta bad habit n ima crack this
& have him shuffle thru more lines, than suicides at practice
Take a picture of an upset, listen theres no where to hide
like a diposeable camera, ina flash u'll be tossed to the side
One uppercut to the jaw really kid is all I need
to knock him off balance n have the bank mail him an overcharge fee

vs

.
I'm rollin with double barrell's, n' I doubt this kid would have guns.
It won't matter what parachute.. you'll drop to the ground like ya didn't have one.
You sound gay, which is somethin' you choose not to believe.
Fuck working out. Your voice has an ass-tone that'd take 10,000 squats to achieve.
We don't have to look to 9/11. We're all aware your shit is wack.
Forget fresh, there's so much plane in Skylines, the US is bracin for a terrorist attack.




closer battle then i expected...even though ive got it tied on quotables id have to say Hens still took this one..horud had a coo verse...but hens was witty n the 10000 squats was ROFL status



v/ JHens

[Vaskez]

I won't compliment you, I learned how to quit that mentality.
So If I ever said we're both cool, I was showing symptom's of a split personality.
^^aight
You sound gay, which is somethin' you choose not to believe.
Fuck working out. Your voice has an ass-tone that'd take 10,000 squats to achieve.
^^hah
I don't care how ya view playoffs, you got in without destroyin' one vet.
With ranks, the only way you'll see Horizon is if you wake up to enjoy the sunset.
^^forced it, but ok, quite creative
I'm moving on to round two, I know you'd just fold at the chance.
Because he's only seen a battle with phly watching his bitch try to pull up her pants.
^^good phly flip
We don't have to look to 9/11. We're all aware your shit is wack.
Forget fresh, there's so much plane in Skylines, the US is bracin for a terrorist attack.
^^heh not bad flip

wasnt feelin the other two

vs.

One uppercut to the jaw really kid is all I need
to knock him off balance n have the bank mail him an overcharge fee
^^ok
Better than who, me? we can ask ya girl bout that
Sees been on my package for so long, I call her bubble wrap
^^lmao
Rapping for money kid ya noodles, face it your dead
ya verse aint worth pennis, so I'll feed him some shells instead
^^ok

yeah not the strongest from either of you, your verse on RM was better john lol, but hens was more consistent

v/Hens

[Richard Parker]

man these voters are on crack lol. No offense Horud, but your verse was weak. Very weak. Hardly any creativity and the wording was below average. Hens had a pretty weak verse FOR HIM but it still blew yours out of the water. As far as your verse, Hens, a lot of the lines were creative but didn't really diss Horud that well. Creativity isn't nearly as effective alone as it is when paired with a decent insult. An example of where you had creativity, but no insult to your opponent, is the parachute line.

v / hensley

[Big Question]

You sound gay, which is somethin' you choose not to believe.
Fuck working out. Your voice has an ass-tone that'd take 10,000 squats to achieve.
We don't have to look to 9/11. We're all aware your shit is wack.
Forget fresh, there's so much plane in Skylines, the US is bracin for a terrorist attack.

vs



One uppercut to the jaw really kid is all I need
to knock him off balance n have the bank mail him an overcharge fee

Horrud a few of ya lines were creative enough but not really worded into disses, the quoteable was a long the same lines too, but it was a real nice idea.Hens you were the same really except overall ya verse was more polished and executed better.

v/hens

[Vaskez]

horud didnt vote on the 2 battles he was supposed to -6 votes

Hens wins 5 to -6