MAG FOR THE FAG
written by .. none other then.. TheUndeRated ( since apparently I only have one r in my name)
Overview:
Ladies and Gentlemen you have to give yourselfs a round of applause you have hit a new low with this weeks league.
Never before have i found myself finding both MC's so shitty that I couldn't drop a vote without puking.
Lets start off with what must be said first and foremost FUCK ALL THE NO SHOERs
Lets list them shall we:
Travis - Your record plus lack of anything that resembles a penis should have you kicked out of this league.
The Witness - I witnessed something.. you no showing you fuck and gimme that real life busy bullshit I know you .. well I don't
but I assume you have no life since your on RB like the rest of us.
Diverged - computer troubles ... YOUR FUCKIN ASIAN you should had that shit figured out lickety split.
Kaotic Theory - Weird alot of these no shows are homos from my crew .. you homos.
??? - Hey i got a question .. where the fuck were you when you realized you have no balls!!
Apex - A gay fuck for not showing .. hope your mom died.
alright enough of that .. now lets check the gay drops people made in the absence of any true competetion.
twixn - twix in.
grumble - witness let me say that you are gay .. lot of thought in that one.
dominance - Your not harsh bitch, you come with no hard hitters..but what the heck
Only time you stomach my hooks, Is when i shove my J's down ya neck... lucky he no showed.
Gawd - My Theory would be kaotic if I thought you were tight.
when the only W you get will come before the name of the site. .. terrible..and played.
blacksilence - blah, blah, blah, i'll throw punches to end ya, n watch ya fame pass
right, cuz ya got every1 askin questions.. is he shitty or just plane ass... blah blah indeed
sic phuq - bout to leave the house, so i'll spit this right quick
if apex no shows, he prolly out suckin some dick...
yay for gay drops now lets get to what I consider even gayer .. the people who did show and did
terribly.
Antonio Banderas vs. Spul Ka Trinde - Antonio dropped a punch about a pimply warty girl and how he shaved her..
and he won with it because Spul decided to use an antonio banderas punchline which he somewhere in his mind..
figured wasn't played for some reason.. He was like "I bet no one ever though of this shit i'm DOPE!.
Anyways it seems like antonio will win this but I give props to neither.
Mc Phoenix vs Coop - Extended because they are special I guess.
Aines vs Klep - SHould be an amazing battle two undefeated MC's who drop nice punches most weeks go head to head..
This was the biggest let down since i found out I miscarried two just really very bad punches .. Aines talked about
how he knocked a stranger out and he didnt know em .. YUCK! and Klep was like I don't wanna no show and I gotta take a shit
so I guess i'll just drop that in this thread instead of something that actually is good. I voted for klep just cuz he was
losing so bad. Looks like aines took this one but I give props to neither.
The Foundation vs. MC reaper - The juries out .. it started out as a no show and therefore I could see why reaper came so
weak it was a no show punch right? Well .. the foundation dropped and I asked myself why am I still on this site with these
types of people .. Okay first off bathroom .. shitting on your face.. blah blah is fucking BADDD never was good .. never was..
and then foundation is like .. oo I'm a kick you off this board push shove terrible kill me now.. in retrospect.. which means
looking back on your past actions .. did either of those punches hit hard to you guys? Don't answer.
Onus vs. infamouz - infamouz basically regurgitated diverged line from last week and then is not trying to run away
with the no show win because onus dropped late.. my vote admin ban infamouz winner onus.
Kid new era vs. Paramik - No NO NO NONNOONNOONONONONONONONON I don't know how times I have to say this jizz for jazz and razzamataz
you are a fucking idiot.. how forced was that NOT GOOD AT ALL and paramik I would say your shit hit with the power of a feather but
thats WAY too much credit .. work on it for next week.. I got paramik winnin this one.
T.r.u.e vs. malignance - played concept with somewhat of a meh punch to it vs ... stretched ass wording and a terrible light touch
finish .. true took this one but it wasn't fresh AT ALL.
Chrit vs. Mr. Q - Mr Q went the chrit bites route and tryed to replace the obvious with his score.. it was i suppose
well thought out prolly took you some time to notice that if he loses he would have the same score as OH NO WAIT THATS
THE MOST OBVIOUS FUCKING THING TO TALK ABOUT IN THIS League. Chrit man not feeling the punch either what happened to rhyme?
Tim vs. Stephen May - I don't understand the validity of comparing someone to a hotel and then saying they can't afford it ..
just seemed like really .. general and not focused on tim or hittin him at all .. it be like your a basketball court and you
get balls bounced off you .. just not good. Tim I personally did not like your punch but it won for this week so gj
for you!!!!
Constance vs. Advisory - KILL ME NOW GOD PLZ. this was like blast from the past sweatin to the oldies these punches were
found in the new testament... Advisory don't flip the punch as in drink line ever its beyond played everyone has used a variation
ofit and if you win on that battle i'm swalling a pin cushion seriously ..
Battles worth Mentioning
Blue Bayou vs. Ainsley Harriot - Harriot came a bit to obvious for me on this one .. bayou flood and storm and katrina
meh didn't take much thought and really it was an alright attempt I spose at a name play goobly gosh but I'm glad you lost
so that you will think harder next time. Bayou had what I would consider the punch of the week
TheUnderRated vs. Dangermanship - decent check it out
AND THE MOMENT WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR THE CHAMPIONSHIP OH SHIT.....
*BIG FUCKING LET DOWN MC ONE SIDED*
Cry easily swept ink with a punch that I would of called "good" its about a logo and t shirt and some blood..
basically like your girlfriends period .. anyway .. ink tride to force some word play about a cry slur
town and country god knows what the fuck happened in his mind there... he even admits to fucking up
IN CLOSING TERRIBLE week plz next week give me something to write about!!!!!!!
Punch of the week - BLue Bayou
Kid you never get good pussy, quit telling that lie all the time
Impersonatin Roosevelt wouldn’t even put you on the backside of a dime
and as always remember if I missed your battle your not important!
I'm sorry to Disappoint, Poss.
Originally Posted by Possible
