Week 9 - Bob B (0 - 2) Vs Jonezy (0 - 0)

[D.Silver]

LLL JR Rules

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Voting - ends Sunday, 11:59 PM Eastern Time.
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If you win the battle=no win added to your tally.
If you lose the battle=2 loses

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Legislation.G
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Lines
Minimum 10 - Max 30
Match whoever drops first.

No Feeding, biting, recycling, bitching, or swaying

No Pics, unless agreed upon.

No Editing of your verse.

If you break any rules, you will be dealt with. Punishments will vary from each situation, so you could either get votes deducted from your battle or get booted from the League.

Good Luck to you both

[Jonezy]

check

1:http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/showthread.php?t=328035
2:http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/showthread.php?t=328028
3:http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/showthread.php?t=328030
4:http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/show...16#post5546116
5:http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/show...47#post5546547
6:http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/showthread.php?t=328041
7:http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/showthread.php?t=328027
8:http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/show...02#post5548302
9:
10:

[Jonezy]

doesnt look like ull show.. so 10.ill drop later

[Jonezy]

ehh i dont think ill have time to post tomoz or friday..dont think he'll show anyway but rather than write nothing.

Needa challenge atleast, when i speak its like 'whos game'
& the played thread threw a re union...after it heard his crews name
Look, you aint worthy son, a decent verse we're never finding
My punch'll cave a hole in ya chest
..that even saddam would be proud to hide in
im here to embaress the kids, rip the piss, youve lost it duke
& ill make you feel a cunt, so you wont needa pay a prostitute
youll never match me, ya need more time,J always hitting queers
have Bob b begging for extentions more..than fuckin britany spears
Similar names about, the league confused aswel
cos once im done with this shit..both the Bobs will rock an L
prick just take some notes, might learn a lesson in this class
Put my fist down his fucking throat..
..n watch this muppet talk through his ass
careless about the net.you kids a speck of dust in the city
BUT when i seen you were 23!!..THEN you got my pity

[Bob B.]

not gonna show????dont gas yaself.............


This kids Switching Style.......Faster than he Switch Teams.........
First he starts Wearing Bras.......Then moves on to Bitch Jeans........
Dudes straight outta Britain........No Americans Around You............
In the Army wit Prince Will................Bet that you sucked some Crown Jewels!!!!!
Been a member for Two Years.....................Yet you still Hold no Titles...........
When I asked J for a Heavenly Verse.................J just Showed his Bible!!!!!!!
Dude cant Spit Good.....................True he only Spits Bad...........
When I bring this to His Attention.............Dude really Gets Mad...........
And really Its Sad.......................That I have to Read ya Rap........
Sleep on all ya Played Lines.............So man I Need a Nap.................
This kid speaks wit an Accent..............So what the Bloody Hell........
When the Euro's doing Shitty................Thats when my Money Swell........
Thats right dont Cross the Pond............Dont come to My Place........
Bob Serves J Up.....................Like he was a Dish at Friday's!!!!!!!!
Wait is this is my Last Line.......Lemme count.....Yep Sorry J..........
Cool your Gay Loud and Proud.........I dont need to know that you Rep that Way..............





^^^^the Euro does good we do bad, it does shittty the american dollar goes up simple economics

[Tebo]

Needa challenge atleast, when i speak its like 'whos game'
& the played thread threw a re union...after it heard his crews name
nah
Look, you aint worthy son, a decent verse we're never finding
My punch'll cave a hole in ya chest
..that even saddam would be proud to hide in
so overplayed
im here to embaress the kids, rip the piss, youve lost it duke
& ill make you feel a cunt, so you wont needa pay a prostitute
ok
youll never match me, ya need more time,J always hitting queers
have Bob b begging for extentions more..than fuckin britany spears
concept played
Similar names about, the league confused aswel
cos once im done with this shit..both the Bobs will rock an L
lol
prick just take some notes, might learn a lesson in this class
Put my fist down his fucking throat..
..n watch this muppet talk through his ass
heh
careless about the net.you kids a speck of dust in the city
BUT when i seen you were 23!!..THEN you got my pity
lol

Vssss

Dudes straight outta Britain........No Americans Around You............
In the Army wit Prince Will................Bet that you sucked some Crown Jewels!!!!!

Jones came alot more harder, Bob only had 1 decent punch, stop using periods & elevate

V//Jonezy

[Nashvillain]

Needa challenge atleast, when i speak its like 'whos game'
& the played thread threw a re union...after it heard his crews name
^ok
Look, you aint worthy son, a decent verse we're never finding
My punch'll cave a hole in ya chest
..that even saddam would be proud to hide in
^lol,good
im here to embaress the kids, rip the piss, youve lost it duke
& ill make you feel a cunt, so you wont needa pay a prostitute
^meh
youll never match me, ya need more time,J always hitting queers
have Bob b begging for extentions more..than fuckin britany spears
^lmao
Similar names about, the league confused aswel
cos once im done with this shit..both the Bobs will rock an L
^na
prick just take some notes, might learn a lesson in this class
Put my fist down his fucking throat..
..n watch this muppet talk through his ass
^ok
careless about the net.you kids a speck of dust in the city
BUT when i seen you were 23!!..THEN you got my pity
^meh close

***VS***

This kids Switching Style.......Faster than he Switch Teams.........
First he starts Wearing Bras.......Then moves on to Bitch Jeans........
^no
Dudes straight outta Britain........No Americans Around You............
In the Army wit Prince Will................Bet that you sucked some Crown Jewels!!!!!
^wack
Been a member for Two Years.....................Yet you still Hold no Titles...........
When I asked J for a Heavenly Verse.................J just Showed his Bible!!!!!!!
^almost
Dude cant Spit Good.....................True he only Spits Bad...........
When I bring this to His Attention.............Dude really Gets Mad...........
^wtf,no
And really Its Sad.......................That I have to Read ya Rap........
Sleep on all ya Played Lines.............So man I Need a Nap.................
^.....NO
This kid speaks wit an Accent..............So what the Bloody Hell........
When the Euro's doing Shitty................Thats when my Money Swell........
^weak
Thats right dont Cross the Pond............Dont come to My Place........
Bob Serves J Up.....................Like he was a Dish at Friday's!!!!!!!!
^wack
Wait is this is my Last Line.......Lemme count.....Yep Sorry J..........
Cool your Gay Loud and Proud.........I dont need to know that you Rep that way....
^weak closer

jonezy had a good verse couple good punches,the brittany spears shit was funny,once he shakes some more rust off i think he's gonna be a threat in JR.
bob b,he had a bad verse just the same as last week,he didnt take any of the advice he was givin,still wit this dot shit,didnt see any good punches,no quotables

V//jonezy easily

[vocabz]

Needa challenge atleast, when i speak its like 'whos game'
& the played thread threw a re union...after it heard his crews name
(meh)
Look, you aint worthy son, a decent verse we're never finding
My punch'll cave a hole in ya chest
..that even saddam would be proud to hide in
(stretched but funny.. its not a diss though)
im here to embaress the kids, rip the piss, youve lost it duke
& ill make you feel a cunt, so you wont needa pay a prostitute
(ight..)
youll never match me, ya need more time,J always hitting queers
have Bob b begging for extentions more..than fuckin britany spears
(doesnt make no sense.. she had no hair.. hows she gon use extensions?)
Similar names about, the league confused aswel
cos once im done with this shit..both the Bobs will rock an L
(nah..)
prick just take some notes, might learn a lesson in this class
Put my fist down his fucking throat..
..n watch this muppet talk through his ass
(nah.. its no diss.. stretched, too)
careless about the net.you kids a speck of dust in the city
BUT when i seen you were 23!!..THEN you got my pity
(decent closure.. id say)



VS



This kids Switching Style.......Faster than he Switch Teams.........
First he starts Wearing Bras.......Then moves on to Bitch Jeans........
(decent opener)
Dudes straight outta Britain........No Americans Around You............
In the Army wit Prince Will........Bet that you sucked some Crown Jewels!!!!!
(wasnt feeling this really..)
Been a member for Two Years.....................Yet you still Hold no Titles.......
When I asked J for a Heavenly Verse.............J just Showed his Bible!!!!!!!
(decent..)
Dude cant Spit Good.....................True he only Spits Bad...........
When I bring this to His Attention.............Dude really Gets Mad.........
(no)
And really Its Sad.......................That I have to Read ya Rap........
Sleep on all ya Played Lines.............So man I Need a Nap.................
(no)
This kid speaks wit an Accent..............So what the Bloody Hell........
When the Euro's doing Shitty................Thats when my Money Swell........
(no..)
Thats right dont Cross the Pond............Dont come to My Place........
Bob Serves J Up.....................Like he was a Dish at Friday's!!!!!!!!
(nah...)
Wait is this is my Last Line.......Lemme count.....Yep Sorry J..........
Cool your Gay Loud and Proud.........I dont need to know that you Rep that Way..............
(not a good closure)



v/ jonezy

battle was kinda EVEN.. it took me a minute to think
this over.. And my pick is Jonezy.. he came with better flow
and harder hits.. threw me off once though... I didnt get that Brittney
Spears bar (the extensions).... how she gon get them
with no hair? lol...

[Donald Trump]

Needa challenge atleast, when i speak its like 'whos game'
& the played thread threw a re union...after it heard his crews name
nah weak
Look, you aint worthy son, a decent verse we're never finding
My punch'll cave a hole in ya chest
..that even saddam would be proud to hide in
rofl woulda been better with Osama
im here to embaress the kids, rip the piss, youve lost it duke
& ill make you feel a cunt, so you wont needa pay a prostitute
lol cool
youll never match me, ya need more time,J always hitting queers
have Bob b begging for extentions more..than fuckin britany spears
rofl funny
Similar names about, the league confused aswel
cos once im done with this shit..both the Bobs will rock an L
nah week
prick just take some notes, might learn a lesson in this class
Put my fist down his fucking throat..
..n watch this muppet talk through his ass
lol
careless about the net.you kids a speck of dust in the city
BUT when i seen you were 23!!..THEN you got my pity
weak

vs

This kids Switching Style.......Faster than he Switch Teams.........
First he starts Wearing Bras.......Then moves on to Bitch Jeans........
nah fake personal
Dudes straight outta Britain........No Americans Around You............
In the Army wit Prince Will................Bet that you sucked some Crown Jewels!!!!!'
nah wasnt feeling
Been a member for Two Years.....................Yet you still Hold no Titles...........
When I asked J for a Heavenly Verse.................J just Showed his Bible!!!!!!!
meh
Dude cant Spit Good.....................True he only Spits Bad...........
When I bring this to His Attention.............Dude really Gets Mad...........
nah weak punch
And really Its Sad.......................That I have to Read ya Rap........
Sleep on all ya Played Lines.............So man I Need a Nap.................
played
This kid speaks wit an Accent..............So what the Bloody Hell........
When the Euro's doing Shitty................Thats when my Money Swell........
lol decent
Thats right dont Cross the Pond............Dont come to My Place........
Bob Serves J Up.....................Like he was a Dish at Friday's!!!!!!!!
nah weak
Wait is this is my Last Line.......Lemme count.....Yep Sorry J..........
Cool your Gay Loud and Proud.........I dont need to know that you Rep that Way..............
bad closer

v-Jonezy

[Relli_Mak]

youll never match me, ya need more time,J always hitting queers
have Bob b begging for extentions more..than fuckin britany spears
Similar names about, the league confused aswel
cos once im done with this shit..both the Bobs will rock an L
prick just take some notes, might learn a lesson in this class
Put my fist down his fucking throat..
..n watch this muppet talk through his ass

Vs.

Nothing hard

Bob, don't know if ur in a slump lyrically cuz I've seen u come harder before...last week's battle don't matter, but in ur O-M and other FL battles, u've came hard...don't know what's up w/ u in LLL Jr...J, u came w/ some consistency, dats y u get this vote..

[Mariah]

im here to embaress the kids, rip the piss, youve lost it duke
& ill make you feel a cunt, so you wont needa pay a prostitute
youll never match me, ya need more time,J always hitting queers
have Bob b begging for extentions more..than fuckin britany spears
Nice



vs.

Nothing really

v/Jonezy for a really one-sided battle and way more consitency and some funny shit, while his opponent, Bob B., had nothing.

[Piff Jones]

Jonezy:

Look, you aint worthy son, a decent verse we're never finding
My punch'll cave a hole in ya chest
..that even saddam would be proud to hide in
youll never match me, ya need more time,J always hitting queers
have Bob b begging for extentions more..than fuckin britany spears

vs

Bob

Nothing hit. Your structure is horrible and your punches are amazingly weak. Read some LLL battles or something.

V/ Jonezy, one sided.

[Dilate.]

Needa challenge atleast, when i speak its like 'whos game'
& the played thread threw a re union...after it heard his crews name
nop
Look, you aint worthy son, a decent verse we're never finding
My punch'll cave a hole in ya chest
..that even saddam would be proud to hide in
nice
im here to embaress the kids, rip the piss, youve lost it duke
& ill make you feel a cunt, so you wont needa pay a prostitute
ok
youll never match me, ya need more time,J always hitting queers
have Bob b begging for extentions more..than fuckin britany spears
gettin played
Similar names about, the league confused aswel
cos once im done with this shit..both the Bobs will rock an L
no
prick just take some notes, might learn a lesson in this class
Put my fist down his fucking throat..
..n watch this muppet talk through his ass
no
careless about the net.you kids a speck of dust in the city
BUT when i seen you were 23!!..THEN you got my pity
okish

u can come way harder well ages ago u coud i imagine u still can. this was decent.

This kids Switching Style.......Faster than he Switch Teams.........
First he starts Wearing Bras.......Then moves on to Bitch Jeans........
wtf
Dudes straight outta Britain........No Americans Around You............
In the Army wit Prince Will................Bet that you sucked some Crown Jewels!!!!!
omg faggish fpwaj[geg
Been a member for Two Years.....................Yet you still Hold no Titles...........
When I asked J for a Heavenly Verse.................J just Showed his Bible!!!!!!!
playedddddddddddddd
Dude cant Spit Good.....................True he only Spits Bad...........
When I bring this to His Attention.............Dude really Gets Mad...........
u were accepted into LLLjr
And really Its Sad.......................That I have to Read ya Rap........
Sleep on all ya Played Lines.............So man I Need a Nap.................
no
This kid speaks wit an Accent..............So what the Bloody Hell........
When the Euro's doing Shitty................Thats when my Money Swell........
gay wordplay best so far though
Thats right dont Cross the Pond............Dont come to My Place........
Bob Serves J Up.....................Like he was a Dish at Friday's!!!!!!!!
no man
Wait is this is my Last Line.......Lemme count.....Yep Sorry J..........
Cool your Gay Loud and Proud.........I dont need to know that you Rep that Way..............
nooooooo

dude wow i thought ny1 in jr would come decent. u really need to fukn work on them punches man.. wats with the ................................. in every bar thats wack nd ur punches are lame. i suggest u read LLL battles n get better from there. keep trying though.

v/jonezy

[Ghost Face]

Jonez

Needa challenge atleast, when i speak its like 'whos game'
& the played thread threw a re union...after it heard his crews name
MEH
Look, you aint worthy son, a decent verse we're never finding
My punch'll cave a hole in ya chest
..that even saddam would be proud to hide in
Meh
im here to embaress the kids, rip the piss, youve lost it duke
& ill make you feel a cunt, so you wont needa pay a prostitute
OK
youll never match me, ya need more time,J always hitting queers
have Bob b begging for extentions more..than fuckin britany spears
She is now bald...
Similar names about, the league confused aswel
cos once im done with this shit..both the Bobs will rock an L
meh
prick just take some notes, might learn a lesson in this class
Put my fist down his fucking throat..
..n watch this muppet talk through his ass
ok
careless about the net.you kids a speck of dust in the city
BUT when i seen you were 23!!..THEN you got my pity
not a bad closer...

5/10...meh...nothing too good to quote...was bleh...



Bob


This kids Switching Style.......Faster than he Switch Teams.........
First he starts Wearing Bras.......Then moves on to Bitch Jeans........
WTF?
Dudes straight outta Britain........No Americans Around You............
In the Army wit Prince Will................Bet that you sucked some Crown Jewels!!!!!
NO...
Been a member for Two Years.....................Yet you still Hold no Titles...........
When I asked J for a Heavenly Verse.................J just Showed his Bible!!!!!!!
no...
Dude cant Spit Good.....................True he only Spits Bad...........
When I bring this to His Attention.............Dude really Gets Mad...........
no...
And really Its Sad.......................That I have to Read ya Rap........
Sleep on all ya Played Lines.............So man I Need a Nap.................
no...
This kid speaks wit an Accent..............So what the Bloody Hell........
When the Euro's doing Shitty................Thats when my Money Swell........
no...
Thats right dont Cross the Pond............Dont come to My Place........
Bob Serves J Up.....................Like he was a Dish at Friday's!!!!!!!!
WTF...NO!
Wait is this is my Last Line.......Lemme count.....Yep Sorry J..........
Cool your Gay Loud and Proud.........I dont need to know that you Rep that Way..............
Omg..no...
1/10...dude...how did you even geti n here....no...
\\\



Vote...J...easi.y...

[B.Nesse]

Needa challenge atleast, when i speak its like 'whos game'
& the played thread threw a re union...after it heard his crews name
ok
Look, you aint worthy son, a decent verse we're never finding
My punch'll cave a hole in ya chest
..that even saddam would be proud to hide in
coo, shoulda said osama tho
im here to embaress the kids, rip the piss, youve lost it duke
& ill make you feel a cunt, so you wont needa pay a prostitute
lol
youll never match me, ya need more time,J always hitting queers
have Bob b begging for extentions more..than fuckin britany spears
na wordings off
Similar names about, the league confused aswel
cos once im done with this shit..both the Bobs will rock an L
nah
prick just take some notes, might learn a lesson in this class
Put my fist down his fucking throat..
..n watch this muppet talk through his ass
ha
careless about the net.you kids a speck of dust in the city
BUT when i seen you were 23!!..THEN you got my pity
meh closer

vs

This kids Switching Style.......Faster than he Switch Teams.........
First he starts Wearing Bras.......Then moves on to Bitch Jeans........
nah
Dudes straight outta Britain........No Americans Around You............
In the Army wit Prince Will................Bet that you sucked some Crown Jewels!!!!!
nah
Been a member for Two Years.....................Yet you still Hold no Titles...........
When I asked J for a Heavenly Verse.................J just Showed his Bible!!!!!!!
bad wording, ur structure is horrible
Dude cant Spit Good.....................True he only Spits Bad...........
When I bring this to His Attention.............Dude really Gets Mad...........
no diss
And really Its Sad.......................That I have to Read ya Rap........
Sleep on all ya Played Lines.............So man I Need a Nap.................
wow no dawg
This kid speaks wit an Accent..............So what the Bloody Hell........
When the Euro's doing Shitty................Thats when my Money Swell........
...
Thats right dont Cross the Pond............Dont come to My Place........
Bob Serves J Up.....................Like he was a Dish at Friday's!!!!!!!!
wack
Wait is this is my Last Line.......Lemme count.....Yep Sorry J..........
Cool your Gay Loud and Proud.........I dont need to know that you Rep that Way..............
wack

v/Jonez
easy call....bob stop doin that shit w/ your lines i hate readin it, and u needa actually diss ur opponent i see nothin but statements or minor attempts and they're not witty tat' all