Week 1 Mag.. sort of

[$pitacular]

Someone write the mag for week 1. I don't have time.

But I do want to apologize for an ugly start to a dope season - I promise it will be running smoother from now on. I want to thank everyone that pitches in and helps when I need it... it makes a huge difference and I'm sure the kids in LLL appreciate it too.

You can bet I'm taking VOTW this week. TRUST unless Lay comes with it... or somethin... last week was just... wow...

so yeah... lets get this shit started mufuckas

[Token]

You got another competitor for that 20

[H dot Skys]

Week 1 of the Spitacular "Self Proclaimed Dopest LLL Season yet" is done. Last Week of the LLL was an above average week with I believe only 2 heads no showing. Which is very good in my opinion its shows the participants and the league commish are serious about the LLL. Indeed there where several good showings ex. Vylint, Quote, Young P, COM & Born to name a few. But lets get into the mag.

Verse of the Week:

Quote

more lines dont mean ya nice, i dont get what your point is
but thanks for the info..
..now do us a favor & get the link, click it, n' join it

Quote got things under control, my punches'll threaten him
bitch i'm behind the wheel while Jay Walkers under the rest of em'
i own you, i've had it w/ you dumb fucks n' skanks
bitch, you're only down w/ the rest cuz i'm movin up in ranks
know n' diss you by name? nah, im just testin ya health
i'll refer to you in abbreviations & have you double guessin yourself
JW .. talkin shit? man fuck this veteran imposter
& btw, i've had the last word w/ literally half of your roster
you wanna talk about LW? buncha fuckin lightweights
for your info ..
..ya leader begged me to join after I put him in the right place
thought about it a bit for spit, just to shut up the dude
& after this .. i'ma be the Last Word in ya sig - n' I aint joinin ya crew
sayin i got no life, you're fuckin ironic, dont even try to fight it
somehow you managed to drop 30 lines before i could sign on and realize it
i'ma bring ya whole life to the floor, ya date total dikes
wreck ya career & have Jay W. down like I was a motor bike
i hate wastin lines on wack heads, there aint nothin worse
didn't wanna spend 30 on you in the first place..
..& that was BEFORE i read your verse
fuck this fakin flake, i'll grip ya fuckin neck and crank it
& have dudes mistake you for Lynus the way i'll leave you attatched to a blanket
call us prejudice, call us racist, either way u should flee
bitch - you'll never fit in here, except foreign ya own league
you w/ a girl? nah, those views have long been tinted
& how you expect jay to get w/ the program..
..when not one person in it is interested
shit, you were born a cripple, you come bored n' wack
& i'd cut you from the computer if I could find the ambilical chord in the back
half ya verse was filler bitch, i could stitch 15 staples up it
in the future, dont try to go fuckin 30 if u aint capable of it


Battle of the Week

COM vs. Born

Born To Kill:

Ya never home with ya wife and kid, these kinda pics are many...
I guess ya don’t shoulder their world cuz ya can’t fuckin grow any.
Forced to sit, stupid bitch, ya fuckin far from flexible...
Ya’ll could pass for a boy band, if the stage was wheelchair accessible.
Shaved heads and closeness, ya pioneering a new way...
Com and crew’s a vision of the future...if the KKK goes gay.
See, I’ve known ya for awhile, and you’ve never bothered being good...
I should prolly start ignorin ya, like you’ve done to responsible fatherhood.
I burn lines across a bitch quick, and it’ll be fun like follies...
When I leave ya with George Foreman’s grill...after he fought Ali.
Flow like yachts of bankers, I’m never ending, stupid...
Only stoppin to drop anchor cuz I tied Com’s bitch ass to it.
I won’t open ya closet, bitch...when I slice abs the deepest...
I’ll simply spill ya guts, kid...without telling any secrets.
I’m elitist, while ya clumsy as fuck and shit’s lookin slim...
Com realized he’s all thumbs...in his eyes and fish hookin him.
Ya slim, I mean skinny as fuck, dun, but ya wife’s a fat piece of shit...
S’why you post pics of ya boyz and son...but not a single one of ya bitch.
I’m a badass, you’re a cunt, Spit hitched me to a speed freak, wussy fuck...
So like Jesse James on his honeymoon, I’ll be tearing this pussy up.

vs.

COM:

$pit why'd you pit me gainst the worst? he's trying so hard to hit me first
Coz once again Borns dropped early..
......and I don't mean his shitty verse
You seem to think that you're entitled, to always drop a dope recital
Bitch you only get your shit together... to see which ones you gone recycle
Week one and you're on catch up, lookin rundown by a fast truck
And I really thought you'd win this week...
...till $pit switched round the match ups

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Bitch You're past it I'll slap ya, leave it upto fate.. I'll scorn you
Coz I can even style switch and drop more uptodate then Born do
Always leaving Born solumn... with no repent I kick off on em
Because after this battle... I'm ten percent of his loss column
1-2 the best league? I don't dissagree, just think its funny...
...that LLL had the dopest writers... BEFORE it had the money
Can't son me, watch this vet... sit and pray that I'm no showing
I just keep going getting better.. this bitch just better get going..
When I'm flowing you're rattled, I'll pen around you like cattle
Kinda fitting you run the 1-2 when you drop one good bar a battle
So what about your child bitch?... and I don't mean to dig a rift,
...but this bitch gives herbs his money
... before he buys his kids a gift
Tenth time that I've beat you its getting boring but word to you...
....finally coming decent.. and me still fucking herbing you..

The Contreversial Top 5 Emcees

1. Quote: After that verse, He is look to be a factor in the league no doubt.

2. Jacent: He came w/fire & even made a well known head sign out.

3. Born To Kill: He Posted a hella of a verse against COM lets see if he can do it again

4. Young P: He post a dope verse against Savir, And i enjoy to see what hes got this week

5. Lay Doubt: Tight Battle against Chrit, Hes a Force to Reckon with

Honorable mention:
Vylint, COM

Preview

Dez vs. Abstract
Winner = Dez
Jacent vs. J Hens
Winner = J Hens
Rule vs. Sdizzle
Winner = S dot
Spitacular vs. NC
Winner = Spitacular
Emulated vs. Industry
Winner = Emulated
Tagailo vs. SirusX
Winner = Sirus
Ambience vs. God
Winner = God
Born To Kill vs. Mr Write
Winner = Born To Kill
Trapt Wit vs. ClasSick
Winner = ClasSick
Mr. Key vs. Com
Winner = COM
L.I. vs Savir
Winner = Savir
Jay Walker vs. H dot Skys
Winner = ???
Lay Doubt vs. Vylint
Winner = Lay Doubt
Young P vs. Quote
Young P
Conclusion

That concludes this Mag for the frist Week. Plz Leave any suggestion about what else you want in the MAG. Lets Have dope week this week remember 20 dollars is on the line.

Bye

[Born To Kill]

Nice shit...

And nice to see the old man get highlighted a coupla times...

To think you cats thought I was done! Psssh!

[Young Philly]

Haha, old head not better than Young head.
Nice mag Ryan.
You shoulda had top 10 punches though lazy ass

[Pop Lotty]

im sick

[Token]

Nice mag man .. appreciate the rec ..

but you didn't preview / predict me vs. Young P

[$pitacular]

lol @ self proclaimed.

look for the fire this week

thanks for doin the mag homie... and lmao @ leavin me outta the top 5... one no show and yall forget whos the boss

[H dot Skys]

I only did that to give other people a time to shineq

[$pitacular]

lmao

word then I understand. Quote came nice this week though... Born too

[AxL is God]

Daddy just got his i-net cut back on. Put me back in. I'll show. Truuuusssttt.

[sdot.]

sign me in spit

[$pitacular]

sdot. in next week.

[Apostle OS]

yo i can get in this? i show ery day and shit

[cwise]

Sign me up to hurt these rookies and these amutures
If you don't know by it's C.Wise the damager
Wanna bite my fecile matter I serve it to you on a platter
Hit you dummies with the dunce cap wwatch your vetabrae shatter