Validictorian: Syntax
Most likely to end up in jail: I've already been, suckah...But arc
Most Envied: Me
The Jockey: Dyce
The Jock Captain: me
The Gothic: AFI
The bi-sexual: Lichwise, he keeps telling me to experiment with anal masturbation
The best dressed: Is queer - Dyce
The most witty: Me
The Biggest slack off: Me
The Geek: Lichwise
The Hoe: Bebe/Queen
The Bully: Me
The Class Clown: Me
The Wigger: Dizzle
The Jocks: me and my jungle hammock