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Ten Lines Nigga No More No Less
ur a puss but ok
forget a chorus -- my metaphors are so complicated
It takes six minutes to get applause
And by the time you catch on, i'ma end your career
And walk away with the whole floor so you have nothin to fall back on!
I'll throw you off of ten floors ..
Pull a fuckin headache outta my head, and put it in yours
I'm indoors, waitin for this acid to seep in my skin pores
To go outdoors and do some in-stores
your mom wanted to blow me, i said, "it oughta happen.
You swallow cum bitch?" "no, but i brought a napkin"
Flow Is Shitty...Like Girls Who Don't Whipe There Ass After Periods
If Your Action Speaks Louder Then Words.....Why I Aint Hearing It
They Say I Disconected Your Phone The Way I'm Eding Your Lines
Using His Watch To Buy Sex, We Know How He's Spending His Time
I "Cum On The Scene........................Like "Porn Stars" At There Job
And Make You Mop The "Flow" Up With Yoru Tounge And Shit Slob
I Say You Bit Your Rhymes, I Send Dawg's That Have Less To Chew
Your No Problem To Me Son................So Why Bother Fixing You
You Over Looked In Life Dawg....I Could Of Swearn I'v Dissed You
This Dude Take's More Blows In The Face Then Prostetutes With Tissue
Bumping This Shits Now Man.............
Fakesta
forget a chorus -- my metaphors are so complicated
It takes six minutes to get applause didnt rhyme and wack
And by the time you catch on, i'ma end your career
And walk away with the whole floor so you have nothin to fall back on! wack
I'll throw you off of ten floors ..
Pull a fuckin headache outta my head, and put it in yours no wack
I'm indoors, waitin for this acid to seep in my skin pores
To go outdoors and do some in-stores uh wack
your mom wanted to blow me, i said, "it oughta happen.
You swallow cum bitch?" "no, but i brought a napkin" best line but sucked
^ verse-2/10, most of ur lines didnt even rhyme and wen the did they didnt make sense and were played
vs.
Bold Point
Flow Is Shitty...Like Girls Who Don't Whipe There Ass After Periods
If Your Action Speaks Louder Then Words.....Why I Aint Hearing It lol nice opener
They Say I Disconected Your Phone The Way I'm Eding Your Lines
Using His Watch To Buy Sex, We Know How He's Spending His Time ight nice
I "Cum On The Scene........................Like "Porn Stars" At There Job
And Make You Mop The "Flow" Up With Yoru Tounge And Shit Slob nice concepts
I Say You Bit Your Rhymes, I Send Dawg's That Have Less To Chew
Your No Problem To Me Son................So Why Bother Fixing You dope
You Over Looked In Life Dawg....I Could Of Swearn I'v Dissed You
This Dude Take's More Blows In The Face Then Prostetutes With Tissue lol dope
verse- 8/10
v/ bold point- one sided battle
Thanks Man Weeeerdnesss..............................
fakesta you cant bTTLE your about to get banned bitter hahahahahahaha
ok i got one for u cannibis
i cant poll...but boldpoint took this hands down...props man......fakesta you need more complex bars....your punches missed like tysons latest fights..lol.....and you need more metas in your verse....go put in your verse at our battle man.......Fakesta vs. JOE_Da-KiD_MURDa.....
Now once upon a time not long ago
There was a little rapper about to blow
But his album came and it was not good
I think it went lead or double copper wood
So the silly little fans they were mislead
By a nerdy internet computer hip-hop head
"Me and you, 'Clef, we're gonna make some cash
Grab the silver paint and let's paint my ass"
Hey mister, would ya care to bare witness to
The ass-whippin' I'm about to administer
To this ass-kissin' little vaginal blister
Stanabis, little Marshall Mathers' sister
And in this corner, we have the mister
Not havin' it, it's the mad sinister
Dr. Evil with his bag of tricks for
this little antagonist faggot dick-suckin'
Ex-LL Cool J fan from Windsor
I'm 'bout to murder little Kenny fag Keniff-sta
You bastard I ain't wanna have to diss ya
Canabis, where the fuck you at? I miss ya!
[Chorus]
Can-i-bitch, oh Can-i-bitch
Where for art thou Can-i-bitch?
Please tell me what happened with
That style that you were rappin' with
Can-i-bitch, oh Can-i-bitch
Are you from Los Angeles
New York or just a janitor
From Canada? Oh Can-i-bitch
Now at first I ain't really understand the shit
Picture me for a second and imagine it
Chillin' in the Bat-Mansion and relaxin'
When all a sudden some bullshit comes across the scanners
It's Can-i-bitch on some "Stan Lives" shit
It creeped me out at first. Man this is sick
For me, being just a sick, this conflict
Gets my dick harder than arithmetic
And I know how you jealous ones envy
I shoulda knew better from the first few letters you sent me
The first two letters you were tellin' me shit
Like you respect me, like any other regular MC
The third letter you ask how come I ain't return
None of the messages at Shady Records you left me
The fourth letter: "Slim, you really startin' to upset me!"
The fifth letter told me you were comin' to get me
The sixth letter there's a bomb threat in our building
This crazy motherfucker's really tryin' to kill me!
So I went back and read the first few letters that said
Some shit about a message you left
Oh shit, that's not an "E" that's an "A"
This dude wants to leave me a "massage," he's gay!!
Right away I'm on the phone with Dr. Dre
We got a bogey! (Foutdawg I'm on the way)
[Chorus]
Can-i-bitch, oh Can-i-bitch
Where for art thou Can-i-bitch?
Please tell me what happened with
That style that you were rappin' with
Can-i-bitch, oh Can-i-bitch
Are you from Los Angeles
New York or just a janitor
From Canada? Oh Can-i-bitch
So in two seconds flat Dre's at my crib
The funny thing is we both know where this kid lives
And neither one of us have Canadian citizenship
Shit. Oh Dre, wait a mintue that's it
All we gotta do is use a bit of turbo boost
We can fly over the border "Let's go" [WOOSH!]
So we're off to Toronto and we're gainin' speed
[BOOSH!] (What was that? Oh) Bold Point
Fuck It, keep goin' no time to waste
Wait, backup hit him one more time in case
Okay .. fuck now he's draggin' under the car
Oh well, only 30 more thousand miles
Meanwhile me and Dre are tryin' to conversate
Just tryin' to find a reason for the constant hate
And tryin' to figure out what happened to 'Germaine Propaine'
"He couldn't have fell off that hard" Ain't no way
"What happened to the way you was rappin' when you was scandalous
That Canibus turned into a television evangelist"
Plus he raps with his regular voice [BOOSH! BOOSH!]
[BOOSH! BOOSH!] (What was that?) Pet Shop Boys
So we pull up to the bridge where he last was spotted
His corpse was still movin' but his ass was rotted
He kinda smelled a little like Courtney Love
I figure if I stick him with a fork he's done
So I stabbed him twice, kept jabbin', Christ
He won't die, this guy's like a battered wife
He's like Kim, he keeps comin' back for more
But he won't fight back I cracked his jaw
Hold up, 'Bis quit foldin' up!
Punch me in the chest! Make my shoulders touch!
Do somethin'! At least one punchline
C'mon till the meter reads 9-9-9-
ty-nine percent of my fans are blonde
'Bis c'mon answer me man respond!
Tell me 'bout the sun rain moon and stars
Intergalatical metaphors from Mars!
Raw to the floor, raw like Reservoir Dogs
Bite another line from Redman's song!
Suddenly the stub from a dead man's arm
From a midget reaches out from under the car
It's BP, this motherfucker won't die neither
Dre starts sprayin' him with cans of ether
We stomped the bitch and then stopmed the bitch again
(Compton!) Detroit bitch! Talk some shit again!
Stomp him! (switch feet) Stomp him! (switch again!)
Dre alright he's dead dog, quit kickin him!
I think Stanabis jumped off the bridge again (Damn)
He disappeared yo he's gone he did it again
[Chorus]
Can-i-bitch, oh Can-i-bitch
Where for art thou Can-i-bitch?
Please tell me what happened with
That style that you were rappin' with
Can-i-bitch, oh Can-i-bitch
Are you from Los Angeles
New York or just a janitor
From Canada? Oh Can-i-bitch
ok fakesta started off pretty good but went down a STEEP hill from there and bold point stayed strong i cant vote but BOLD took this hands up or down.. yeh and fakesta I LIEK THAT SONG FROM EMINEM TO heyy what a coincidence
Bump Bump Bump........................................